balloon knot bandit

Guys who partake in anal sex. Typically fags but some straight guys do it to hoes too.
ever since i met frank i knew that he and his "best friend" dave were balloon knot bandits. I just don't see why a dude would want to fuck another dude in the ass.
by wpcustoms January 29, 2008
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Tying the Balloon Knot

Samuel and Lance wanted were planning on tying the balloon knot, but nobody would bake them a cake.
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Minot Balloon Knot

The act of pinching the anus on either side and pulling into a horizontal slit, causing a "squeeee" sound when gas is emitted. Usually performed after anal sex.
You hear that squeak? I think Jerry just gave his girl the Minot Balloon Knot!
by Archetyp0 February 16, 2023
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swollen balloon knot

Johnny's swollen balloon knot caused him to walk like a pigeon!!!
by Catepillar Kubota May 17, 2007
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untie the balloon knot

Its good but I want to untie the balloon knot.
by Coidesal November 01, 2018
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balloon knot snot

the liquid the seeps out of a tight butt hole that hasn't recently seen any form of penetration, thus giving the illusion of the knot of a balloon.
He wanted to lick her balloon knot, but there was balloon knot snot coming out off it.

I want to rail Sarah in her balloon knot.
by ZodiacKillr February 26, 2021
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purple balloon knot

A tight, centrifugal pulling together of anal glands, in other words, a nest of purple, veiny haemorrhoids.
Kobus went to the proctologist for his annual anal check up, when he bent over the examination table, the Proctologist gasped with astonishment: “Wow, Kobus, what a wonderful, purple balloon knot you have.”
by Hog hog January 01, 2023
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