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Kitchen Gun 

An extremely rare weapon that can only be obtained by Derek Bum, which has the ability to instantly clean any surface that it is shot at. However, any object that is shot with the kitchen gun will either be partially or entirely destroyed.
Say goodbye to daily stains and dirty surfaces with new kitchen gun!

Kitchen-Broke

A woman who's been trained to know her place in the kitchen.
I had to dump Shelly. The sex was great, but the bitch ain't kitchen-broke.
Kitchen-Broke by MFn Connery July 23, 2012

Kitchen Gun 

Stand name: Kitchen Gun
Stand user: Derek Bum
Description: The user can fire at a dirty object to make it clean. But the object would probably be destroyed

kitchen table talk

A discussion between family (e.g. cousins) or close friends at a table or other private setting, where the two (or more) of you can have completely open, often deep, conversation. The key to kitchen table talk is the ability to throw the dirtiest shade, talk shit, and spill piping hot tea, that would not be typically be acceptable in every day society.

What happens at the kitchen table, stays at the kitchen table.
Girl 1: This is going to sound really shady, but...
Girl 2: It's okay girl, this is kitchen table talk.

kitchen gun 

An unintelligent man magically cleaning and destroying everything in a kitchen, all the while he grins about it and the woman who owns the kitchen is now sobbing.
kitchen gun by Mr.DuckyWhales October 4, 2017

kitchen window 

Through the kitchen window, increasing revenue from marijuana as a cash crop could replace a decline from oil and gas.
kitchen window by Mosey Susan January 3, 2022