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Mohammed Khalifa

When you become a rapper, suicide bomber, and to top it all off, a pornstar, all at the same time. They typically tend to rap about blowing up their own pussy, which so happens to be infected. Mohammed Khalifa enjoy shoving toy planes into themselves and squirt out ashes. Are usually attracted to minors and use them to assist in bombings.
Is that a plane?
No it's a Mohammed Khalifa, run!!!!!!
*BOOM*
by TuDulceVeneno October 12, 2022
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Wiz Khalifa

When a person doesn't talk about anything else but weed, the last time they smoked, the next time they will smoke, a highdea they came up with when baked, food that tastes best whilst ripped, a paranoia trip they had when intoxicated, how much weed they have on them, their smoking devices, favorite stoner songs or a lesson they learned while blazed. These are usually the type of people who don't really have much experience in toking and think it makes them cool 'cause they blaze up half gram joints, don't inhale and then green out.
Real Stoner 1: Wow, that loser just smoked half a bowl and started coughing up a lung, then ran around telling people to look at how red his eyes are. Fuck, I hate people like that who go around bragging like smoking makes them cool.
Real Stoner 2: I know right? He's such a Wiz Khalifa. Just 'cause you smoke doesn't automatically make you a hardcore pothead. People who smoke just to brag about it aren't cool, they're fags, and wouldn't last two hits off a blunt with a real stoner.
Wanna-be Stoner: Hey guys look at my eyes!!!! I can barely even see out of them they're so low!! Aren't they red? Holy shit I'm sooo baked.. black and yellow!
Real Stoner 1: *sigh*
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Wiz Khalifa

Cameron Thomaz, Rapper from Pittsburgh.
Raps mostly about weed, women, and money.
Incredible flow. (In my opinion)
Numerous free mixtapes including: Kush & Orange Juice, B.A.R, Cabin Fever, How Fly, Flight School, & Star Power

One albumb from major label Atlantic Records: Rolling Papers
Now considered by old fans a "sell out" to mainstream music, and is judged mainly by the Album

Leader of "Taylor Gang"
Wiz Khalifa has a large fanbase, which has formed cliques that tend to fight with each other for no apparent reason.

Name can be broken down in two
Wiz - Nickname, called "wiz" because he was good at everything he did.
Khalifa - Arabic for successor
Example 1:
Me: Damn, Wiz Khalifa just dropped another bomb mixtape.
Girl: What's a mixtape? I just like that song No Sleep.
Me:....

Example 2: (typically on YouTube video)
New fan: Yo this Wiz Khalifa shit hot! Black & Yellow, Black & Yellow
Old fan: This shit ain't hot. Nigga straight trippin now. I've been a Wiz Khalifa fan since Prince of the City 2.

New fan: Well it's the same guy..
Old fan: No fuck you kid you don't know Wiz Khalifa.

(Old fan then proceeds to hack the new fan's IP, hunt him down, and kill him)
by DJDWRECK July 28, 2011
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Wiz Khalifa

A chill rapper out of Pittsburgh who put out some sick mixtapes and songs with some nice flows. Then He sold out by joining Atlantic Records and putting out the song called "black and yellow" and the result was more money to buy his weed, Amber Rose, and a bunch of "mainstream" dick riding fans.
Random guy: "Hey do you know who Wiz Khalifa is?"
Me: "Yea, he sold out."
by aifietafg May 23, 2011
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Burj Khalifa

Wiz Khalifa's lesser known brother, Burj.
"Hey, you know Wiz Khalifa has a brother?"
"Ya, Burj Khalifa. Duh."
by taylorkhalifa October 3, 2011
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Wiz Khalifa Day

wiz khalifa day" Fart Competition Day;

The official Wiz Khalifa Day started May 4th, ending May 4th yearly. For all to pass gas in an attempt to out stink each other.
Dude: Damn dude that shit was like super shitty, I couldn't breath for like over 2 minutes? It was definately wiz khalifa day worthy!

Other Dude: I ate Lots of cabbage and beans prior to coming. Must have been the cabbage, I worked hard on my stinch to be called wiz khalifa day worthy..

Dude: Ooooooo weeeeee, ran people off for at least four blocks, that fart sure was worth being called wiz khalifa day!
by The Master Wisdom November 26, 2010
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Pedo Khalifa

A small change to Wiz Khalifa's song, "Black and Yellow." Instead of singing his regular rap, you switch "it big" with "with kids"
Pedo Khalifa:

Yeah ah ha, you know what it is, everything I do, I do with kids
by JAYBEE**** July 31, 2011
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