You're joking, right? 

A phrase that is used to communicate to those around you that you are a dumbass.

Sasha: "Hey, you study for the quiz?"

Kate: "You're joking, right?"

You're joking, right? by TheBurntHam November 11, 2010

are you joking me off 

a question asked of someone when they're telling you something you don't want to hear.

coworker #1: "did you hear we have to have these reports done by this afternoon."

coworker #2: "are you joking me off right now?"

are you joking me off by gap tooth grin August 19, 2009

I was just joking 

the thing you tell the principal when you type into google download hentai free on a school account.

Principal: why did you search for that?
Kid: I was just joking. Plz no kill

I was just joking by literallynobody October 22, 2020

jaking it 

Originates from faking it, to be used when someone pretends to be more drunk than they actually are.

Did you see how pissed he was last night?
Yeh, but I reckon he was just jaking it.

He says he only pulled that minger coz he was drunk, but dont you think he's jaking it?!

jaking it by H2theIzzo July 18, 2006

You're joking me 

A phrase used in the place of "you're kidding me", with joking as the verb to denote the restricted vocabulary of the speaker.

"I got a condom stuck in my ear!"

"You're joking me!"

You're joking me by IbanezPlayer071 July 22, 2008

jurking

Lurking + Jerking off= Jurking.

This is the act that some weirdos out there may do. Spending way too much time on one persons profile page while playing tug o' war with yourself.

Imagined to be a common act of weird old perverts.

Girlfriend 1: Omg, there is this totally bald, weird man that keeps jurking my profile on OkCupid. He looks at it everyday. Sometimes twice a day.

Girlfriend 2: That's gross. What a creep. Jurk alert.

jurking by LetUsKale November 2, 2011

Jaking off 

The act of leaving a public place, i.e. school, for an extended period of time to masturbate

Dude where's Jake he's been gone for like an hour.
Oh he's probably jaking off

Jaking off by afhgfnbt January 6, 2009