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you can buyjordan grass and she's a horse
by horsieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee October 18, 2010
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carmel colored piece of shit!
who sucks dick for a living
and his fat nasty indian girlfriend jess is a SLUTTTTT....
Hey! look that kid is carmal colored, not black, he must be a Jordan!
by heashley May 3, 2010
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this is a word that is derived from the latin roots jor whitch means man, and dan which means lady. thus when the two are used together u get man-lady
look at that chick... she is such a jordan
by kjdfsjgndsfjlkbgn May 9, 2007
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adj. To prolong something longer than is strictly necessary. Derived from author Robert Jordan and his Jordanesque series of books, The Wheel of Time.
She was on the phone a Jordanesque amount of time , He Jordanized that book report.
by Michael MJ Wilson October 29, 2007
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A really annoying, ugly, stupid, bitchy person who everyone hates
Damn, I hate that girl. Shes such a Jordan
by ieaph April 22, 2011
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jordan is the sweetest girl you could ever meet, as soon as you met her you knew how good of a friend she will be. jordan has a beautiful sense of humour and can take a joke very well. jordan is a gorgeous girl, once you have met a jordan, hold on to her. jordan is the overall package of what a perfect girl friend would be. she always puts her friends before her, be careful if you do have a jordan, she wears her heart on her sleeve and is easily heart broken, she dreams so big and often is disappointed. hold on to a jordan, she could be the best person you ever meet
bill: what’s her name, she’s so nice!!
hank: that’s jordan, she’s mine don’t take her!
by farmerjessie December 8, 2018
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jordan (male!) will be the most attractive human you will ever come across. he has a caring and kind heart that's good at listening. he makes your heart, stomach, and mind fuzzy and filled with something like lust. not only that, but he has the perfect sense of humor that anyone would love and can make you smile despite the condition. his sense of style is amazing btw. one look at jordan and you feel happier and warm.
random girl: dang lol look at that cute ass boy over there!
another girl: haha wait i think his name is jordan or smtg
by initialscs February 16, 2019
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