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Joke

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There was 4 people on plane, which was about to crash. There was only 3 parachutes. One person was a famous basketball player, who said 'I am famous with a lot of fans, my teams needs me!', he grabbed a parachute and jumped out the plane. The next person was Donald Trump, who said 'I'm the newly elected and smartest US president in history, I can't die!'. He took a bag and jumped. There was 2 people left, a pope and a 10 year old school boy. The pope explained that he didn't have many years left and that the boy should take the last parachute. But the boy said no,' there is a parachute for both of us, the USA's smartest president took my school bag'.
by Blasterock October 21, 2019
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Joke

"My life is a bloody joke."
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Jokeful

Adjective used to describe a person who makes a lot of jokes but the jokes don't necessarily need to be funny. Usually the jokes are rather bad.
He makes such bad jokes all the time, he's so jokeful.
by mostestfunniest December 8, 2016
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a joke

girl: my love live is a joke
boy: same
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this is a joke

A phrase often used to describe hopeless teachers attempting to teach.
by NicholasBillNickyB September 22, 2013
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Lacking veracity, told as an untruth or in a joshing manner. As opposed to for breakfast. Synonym of for dinner.
Greg Warner: I wrote this song.
Joseph McIlhaney: Oh, for breakfast?
Greg Warner: No, for joke. But I did write a substantial portion of the modern pop catalogue, for breakfast.
by Pete Calleri April 22, 2010
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a joke

something gen z white teenage girls cant handle and will cancel you for saying
Me:*says a joke that maybe a little racist to one of my close friends*
random teenage white girl that heard the joke:your so disgusting you racist fuck and you dont have any friends i hope you burn in hell
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