jesus

1. Protagonist in the fictional book known as the holy bible.

2. Also a swear word.

"Jesus H Particular Christ!"
"Jesus Christ on a bicycle."
"Jesus isn't real."

by kvlygugyh March 10, 2009

jesus

Some made up character in a book that was written by ordinary people thousands of years ago...and then re written for some reason some time later. His existence has never bee proven. See also joke, imaginary, athiesm.

guy : i think i saw bigfoot in my backyard
me : bigfoot doesnt exist you dickshitter. hes a made up story
guy : you mean like that jesus guy?
me : word

by vinnie baby January 27, 2008

jesus

a magician that lived 2000 years ago,fooling the less intelligent and weak.He was the chris angel of his time,the only reason why we dont think chris angel is the son of god is because we understand magic and know its fake but 2000 years ago people werent so smart.

Damm jesus you turned my water into wine,how did you do that ?

by nothing_but_the_truth December 22, 2008

jesus

A man that is the protagonist of the book called the new testament. A man who is worshipped by more over1 billion people. A guy who was nailed on a cross, or from a muslim perspective he was not.
To some he is the son of god, to some he is god, to some he is a prophet, to some he is non existent, to some he is a false messiah and bla bla bla.
Everyone has its own jesus in this matter.

I say Jesus is non-existent.

by Mehmet Baba April 24, 2007

jesus

jesus christ is my nigga

white priest rapping: jesus christ is my nigga

by Yosuf Seidlllll March 20, 2021

jesus

1) the christian's savoir
2) a mexican working at mcdonalds
3) a zombie

1) (said in a black woman voice) "praise ya jesus!"
2) (said in a mexican voice) "would you like some fries with that?"
3) ughhhhhhhhhh!

by sillygooseberry. June 21, 2009

jesus

a magician that lived 2000 years ago,fooling the less intelligent and weak.He was the chris angel of his time,the only reason why we dont think chris angel is the son of god is because we understand magic and know its fake but 2000 years ago people werent so smart.

Damm jesus you turned my water into wine,how did you do that ?

by nothing_but_the_truth December 24, 2008