Jakobs are rather mysterious creatures with a rather mysterious and distinct smell. If you come across a Jakob who has recently drank V8 or eaten peanuts, prepare for odorization.
by poopadoopadoo December 7, 2011

Jakob is super adorable and is a huge stoner and loves weed all the girls like him and he is most likely to date an allie or someone that starts with A he has the biggest heart and is super kind
by Allison_is_cool910 November 29, 2019

by KGamer On YT September 9, 2019

The German Translation Of Jacob, and Jacob is the Hebrew Translation of James. Jakob is pronounce Ya-Kub.
A German: Hi Jakob.
by Noobgaming103 May 30, 2015

Jakob is a bastard
by Big Dick Niggaaaaaa April 29, 2019

A Guy That is sweet to your face and then turns around and start talking Shit. Most likely a player but won't admit it, can be nice and a gentlemen. Awkward and Cocky. Were's the same clothes over and over again. Lives for being the center of attention, especially if that attention is from girls. Know for have a hard and rough past but gets through it.
by Cxurtnhoox July 28, 2018

That one friend that always wants to be by himself and wants to kill himself and on top of all of that chaos he is extremely emo making everyone around him uncomfortable leaving everyone to think what if he shoots up the school
by Big Spicy Meatball May 28, 2018
