To jerk off with a hair gel/ hairspray mix and try to ejaculate while attempting to Growing up Gotti up your pubes.
Man, I got so bored the other night that when my girl left for work, I preformed the great Johnston Jackoff Challenge.
by Johnnie Walker's Chauffer December 26, 2008
a jackoff sleeve that a fuck diva has made by being molded from her own pussy and has them handed out at her concerts or thrown from the stage to the audience. often done at porn music concerts.
by Deep blue 2012 October 29, 2009
A celebritory dance in which an individual, usually a women, excitedly makes handjob motions to their left and right simultaneously, giving the appearance of wacking two guys off on either side of them
When Sally won the showcase showdown she cried with joy while vigorously doing the double fisted jackoff.
by Jeff Conwell June 15, 2010
BIG! Jackoff Jeff likes em big enough to block him from the scorching sun on a hot summer day. Big enough to be considered jolly all year long, not just Christmas. Big enough to shop at Lane Giant and Torrid. Big enough to be considered pleasantly plump. Big enough to take up enough seating for three - him, her, and her other ass cheek.
Jeff's fav quote: Go BIG or go home with one who is
Jeff's fav quote: Go BIG or go home with one who is
by one pissed off mama March 09, 2011
by Big lil red July 24, 2022
Anything used as a lubricant that NORMALLY ISN'T nor SHOULD BE used as one such as but isn't limited to vehicle fluids, paints, thinners tea tree oil, shaving cream, and or condiments from the kitchen and or restaurant for that matter such as ketchup and or mayonnaise
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by Diggems Nahalfshell April 19, 2024
The pinnacle of idiocy. A point at which a person becomes of no use to themselves or the world around them. Arguably a point of no return.
by Gepeti da God February 01, 2021