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Irrational Rationalization

"Irrational Rationalization", or "IR", is a commonplace, non-communicable infection of cranial cognition. People whom are exposed to this infection display a number of degraded brain cells, deprivation of motor skills, and failure to comprehend logic. "IR" is displayed when one, online, debates a fairly irrelevant point to an other. Hence the name, rationalization shown by the person infected is at a very low layer of mentality. For example, when the person debates about a sort of social media plot, the host will use derogatory language, such as, "faggot", a slang term created by humans because why not. Hosts also show many usages of deus ex machina, cutting into the other conflicts of people. One more way people exhibit "IR" is by collapsing on their own statements. This is a more widespread way of IR, utilized mostly on social media sites.
"IR" has no specific cure. However, "IR" is usually prevented by:
- Thinking more frequently
- Reading a book instead of performing inane stunts for publicity
- Avoiding putting gelid objects on your head
Psychotherapy sessions may be available for diagnosing "IR", although that is very unlikely.
Person A.: "lel your just jelous because your not smart #hashtagsaresoimportant"
Person B.: "According to this, you're jealous of me for having an advanced education in English. Irrational rationalization's bad."
Person C.: "I agree, Person A should take a diagnosis for the IR infection."
by Ninja of Logic August 21, 2014
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Pachelbel's Extreme Irritation

Another name for the Canon in D, thusly called for being outrageously played out, and because of all the people who call it their favorite classical piece because it's the only one they know. Used especially among cellists.
Not ANOTHER request for Pachelbel's Extreme Irritation! If we have to play it one more time I'm going to gauge my eye out with this bow I hold in my hand.
by Gigglygoo January 6, 2010
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Anal Irritation

The term used to describe the itching of the anus at night, due to threadworms. Whilst sleeping your body automatically scratches the irritation but it only gets eggs under your nails to produce more thread worms and gives you a nasty smelling hand.
"Dude, I have a proper bad case of anal irritation. I need to get checked out."
by PseudoPseudonym April 23, 2009
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irrigational

When someone is deliberately irritating/winding someone up with the intention of causing an argument
Constantly talking during a film

Ged- Guess who she is married to/ Is divorced from/Has split up with/weren't they in that film bla bla bla? Etc...
Jane- I don't care, I have told you before-no talking during film and especially the dialogue- you're so bloody annoying!
Ged- Oh come on I know you love trivia-after all you are a woman!
Jane-Shut the f.... up and stop being so irrigational!
by Aquarius2010 June 28, 2010
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anacoluthonic irrigation

A literary technique used by writers too lazy to learn narrative skill, or even proper sentence construction. A practitioner employs it by flushing his brain of the longest coil of vaguely related ideas he can manage to squeeze out, then dumping it on a page with no coherent structure—often, without any punctuation at all.

This fetid stream of consciousness all too frequently bypasses the editorial treatment plant, instead spilling directly into the Sea of Literature, where swimmers caught in the noxious tide experience recurring, involuntary thoughts all broadly equivalent to "Why am I reading this?!"
Bob: Hey Mary, what are you reading?
Mary: Meh, just the latest in the flood of vampire novels aimed at teenage girls, by some writer keen to jump on the bandwagon. It's all first-person stream of consciousness though: it's not reading, so much as wading through the effluent from the author's anacoluthonic irrigation.
by shambulator April 27, 2010
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fibronic irrigation

fibronic irrigation:

flossing out the undercarriage by consuming mass quantities of fiber and passing the massive chunks rectally. this may be followed by a yogurt enema.
I may not be a doctor, but I play one on tv; therefore I can prescribe a full fibronic irrigation to loosen up your innards with gusto. you'll be blowing pooberry stew in no time! just 5 bowls of horkins fiber chunks will have you dunking dunks in no time!
by thespecialedge February 22, 2011
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Irrumator

The latin word describing a man sucking another mans penis. This was considered the lowest form of sex by the Romans. A man having his penis sucked was a fellator.
Lucius Pipinna is such an irrumator.
by Cookie1456 November 7, 2007
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