inverse james

the biggest bot with the biggest ego

inverse james: LALALA

by Nona. November 1, 2019

Inverse Hitler

When you grow an entire beard and moustache but shave a small rectangle out from your upper lip.

Dante: "dude did you see Jeremy did the inverse Hitler?"

Sally: "hells yeah man it's some awesome facial hair!"

by Kosh Jeller November 2, 2017

inverse fellatio

A gentleman's term for the sexual position commonly known as sixty nine.

"Good morrow Bartholomew, how was your dame last evening"

"Well not to be too forward William, but we engaged in inverse fellatio for the first time and I have not been brought to climax so vigorously since my first whore!"

"Exemplary!"

by bigsnackman420 June 19, 2018

Inverse Clit

When you are acting tough, and you get a stiffy but then you get wrecked in retaliation and your dick goes inside you.

Dan: Man, I just told my boss off and got so excited. I think I got a Bravado Boner. But then he chewed my ass out and I got an Inverse Clit.

Rick: Word.

by Pocket Rocket CPA July 18, 2018

inverse vandalism

Acts that are explained because the person who done them is capable of doing so!
Example: self-destructive art installations.

Inverse vandalism is common in the nerdvana world of Web developers!

by hammer---;, hytham April 22, 2007

inverse assing

The act of sticking your ass in someone else's ass.

"Yo, Mr. Fields threatened to stick his ass in my ass"

by Mr. Fields May 4, 2005

inverse blumpkin

The remix of the classic blumpkin. This take is when the girl is taking a shit (which is rumored to happen occasionally, believe it or not) and is giving a guy a blowjob at the same time.

Sally is very efficient with her time. She gives inverse blumpkins every morning to her boyfriend while planning out the rest of her day.

by mrshermykins January 11, 2011