The act of locating a large icicle, and using it as a dildo while having a collection jar to catch the melting water. After the jar is full, you drink the water or use it as lubricant.
by OGMinnesota November 18, 2014
Get the Minnesota Iciclemug. A crazy finish to an orgy which has 12-33 retarded midgets with micro penises ejaculating on a 3 foot tall redhead that is upside down in the freezing cold and letting the nut freeze resulting in a hairdew that results in the redhead resembling a troll fom the movie trolls.
“God mother fucking dam, that bitch just got a crazy Frosty Red Icicle”
“Grandma is a freak, she can handle a Frosty Red Icicle better than my dad in his prime!”
“Oh, Stephen Hawking? Yeah, he gave my Grandma a Frosty Red Icicle back in 04.”
“Grandma is a freak, she can handle a Frosty Red Icicle better than my dad in his prime!”
“Oh, Stephen Hawking? Yeah, he gave my Grandma a Frosty Red Icicle back in 04.”
by Nathaniel smallcockkingson October 7, 2023
Get the Frosty Red Iciclemug. by Craven W. January 22, 2014
Get the icicle up the assmug. When after climbing a mountain or doing some other absurdly cold activity without gloves, you finger a girl. This is the preferred temperature for fingering women from the Nordic regions of the world, such as Scandinavia and Canada - their internals will overheat without proper care and treatment.
- God damn, it's cold outside , Berta! Come here, it's the perfect temperature!
- Ja, darling, I'm cumming! There is nothing better than Icicle fingers!
- Ja, darling, I'm cumming! There is nothing better than Icicle fingers!
by KnowingNortherner March 6, 2016
Get the Icicle Fingersmug. by Mark the best December 13, 2020
Get the Icicledmug. by Mike Honcho 47 June 14, 2017
Get the tropical iciclemug. The act of taking a shit on Mount Everest, waiting for it to freeze, then inserting the icicle into another hikers anus.
by Magnus clapdong October 8, 2024
Get the Everest-Iciclemug.