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i want to kill myself

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I've been there, it gets better. Don't give up on yourself :)
friend1| i want to kill myself.
friend2| :(
by destruction > improvement February 3, 2020
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A phrase used to when one wants something badly, usually something that seems strange or completely random. It's normally used when someone is either 1.) too excited about the item to explain why they want it or 2.) doesn't WANT to explain why they want it. The phrase is taken from the "Pardon Me" strip in the webcomic "Three Word Phrase."
Pardon me, Sir. Do you have anything that will make a butt extremely slippery? I want the slipperiest butt imaginable. The most slippery butt you can have is the kind of butt I want.

....I want this because of reasons.

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"Necomimi is the latest product from Neurowear. These fashionable cat ears use brain sensory to move according to your emotions..."

Someone put this on my Christmas list. I WANT THESE BECAUSE OF REASONS!!
by Nikki0417 December 17, 2011
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i want to die

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by no one cares September 13, 2003
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i want to die

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your response to being here to long
guy: lets go to urban dictionary!
(1 hour later)
guy: i want to die!
by rubythecatgirl August 16, 2018
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I want it that way

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TELL ME WHY, ain't nothin' but a heartache , TELL ME WHY, ain't nothin' but a mistake, TELL ME WHY, I never wanna hear you say, I want it that wayyyy
"I'm gonna sing that one backstreet boys song from 1999 AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME. Yeah, you are my fire, the one desire, believe when I say, I want it that way, but we are two worlds apart, can't reach to your heart, when you say, that I want it that way. TELL ME WHY, ain't nothin' but a heartache , TELL ME WHY, ain't nothin' but a mistake, TELL ME WHY, I never wanna hear you say, I want it that wayyyy"
by Teiven December 8, 2020
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i want it that way

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The act of someone declaring that they want something to go their way.

1999 Backstreet Boys masterpiece
Hey you over there, believe when I say I want it that way.
by Immanuel Kant August 3, 2003
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