hospital hobo 

One who is always in the hospital, always for a different reason

Girl 1: Did you hear? Christina was in the hospital AGAIN!
Girl 2: She is such a hospital hobo! She might as well just move in! What'd she do this time?
Girl 1: I dunno, sprained her wrist or something.
Girl 2: Ha, poor thing. But what else is new?

hospital hobo by Tonks007 April 16, 2008

Hospital Dump

1. When you have to be hospitalized after taking a dump.

2. When the bathroom smells so bad that you wonder if the person had to be hospitalized after shitting and it is almost hard to breathe.

The public restroom at work smelled like someone took hospital dump in there...I couldn't breathe.

Hospital Dump by BR0ZI May 19, 2008

hospital ball 

Figuratively (1): In sports, a dangerous pass of the ball that may result in injury to the receiver.

Figuratively (2): A Catch-22] situation which will inevitably lead to a person being badly hurt, humiliated or otherwise up shit creek].

Nick: I hear you just got assigned the GS Systems Fleet account.

Chris: Yeah, that thing is a nightmare. I am probably going to be called before a grand jury.

Nick: Holy shit! That account is a hospital pass.

Nick: I hear you just got assigned the GS Systems Fleet account.

Chris: Yeah, that thing is a nightmare. I am probably going to be called before a jury.

Nick: Holy shit! That account is a hospital ball.

hospital ball by Corkeryshospitalpass July 29, 2014

Hospital Pass 

A sub-optimal or imprecise pass, usually in football, which leaves the intended receiver at high risk of injury due to the fact that in order to successfully receive, he must extend himself, while at the same time, the opposing player has a chance of intercepting the pass if he lunges in. Thus the lunging tackle coupled with the fact that the intended receiver is not in the best position to avoid or ride the tackle makes the possibility of injury quite high.

Commentator #1: Oh, he's sold Ramsey a bit short there. That's a bit of a hospital pass I'm afraid

Commentator #2: ...and in comes Shawcross....

Both Commentators: Ooooooohhhh!

Commentator #1: We're going to need a stretcher

Commentator #2: I think I'm going to be sick...

Hospital Pass by Napiertt October 27, 2011

hospital surf 

Typically in an area with several hospitals in it, a person with no cigarettes or money, walks from hospital to hospital, scoping out the outside ashtrays fer smokable cigarette butts...After the last hospital is hit, you go back to the first...By this time, hopefully, there will be a whole new generation of fresh butts to smoke.

After Gennie locked me out, I was stuck fer a place to go, so to kill time, I hospital surfed, smokin' like a chimney the whole time.

hospital surf by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

hospital high 

really, really, stoned on ganja

smoking some weed with friends that was so strong i was hospital high

hospital high by ting June 9, 2006

Hospital Job 

Beating someone to such a degree that he or she must stay overnight in a hospital.

"Christ, my new boss could really use a hospital job."

Hospital Job by Dr. Shatner June 6, 2004