Horrorscope

Today a friend will call to tea
I can't quite see his face
And you may think of going abroad
Or counting calories

Tell the truth, John
When you're all alone
Don't you ever cry?
Don't you wonder why?

Tell the truth, John
When you're all alone
Don't you know it's true
In your heart of stone?

Tell the truth, John
When you're all alone
Don't you ever cry?
Don't you wonder why?
Tell the truth, John

Is someone causing problems at work?
Is money rather scarce?
A conflict could erupt at home
If you defy the stars

In the Jag, John
Balaclava on
No good looking back
Meet you round the knack
In the Jag, John
Balaclava on

Don't you know it's true
In your horrorscope?
In the Jag, John
Balaclava on
No good looking back
Meet you round the knack
In the Jag, John

Better run, John
Get the motor on
No good looking back
Meet you round the knack
Better run, John

Today romance is in the air
Except for Scorpios
July's ideal for planning a crime
If you live through June

Better run, John
Get the motor on
No good looking back
Meet you round the knack

Better run, John
Get the motor on

Don't you know it's true
In your horroscope?
You know there's nothing you can't do
It's in your horrorscope

Better run, John
Get the motor on
No good looking back
Meet you round the knack
Better run, John

Today
Today
Your new life starts
Today
Your new life starts
Today
Your new life starts
Today
Your new life starts

by Gothic Miscreant October 13, 2023

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Horrific Violence

Won't it? Cus you'll tolerate the weaponization of schizophrenia and, well, so will I to some extent but I don't know...

Hym "You know... It funny to me that you don't feel that you need to tolerate horrific violence... But that I DO have to tolerate weaponized schizophrenia and the theft of my work... So you know what? I'll meet you in the middle! I'll tolerate the horrific violence and the weaponized schizophrenia and the pressure slowly building in my skull... It's getting hard to breathe as I move and work... Milking that lymph node under my jaw doesn't quite work to relieve the pressure as well any more... Neither does messaging my Vegas nerve... But I'll tolerate it... For now. And HOPEFULLY... HOPEFULLY... One will solve the other, right? Like, the horrific violence will solve both the weaponized schizophrenia AND my brain. Right? And then we won't have to tolerate ANY OF IT! That would be great! Like if the horrific violence kept coming after you until both you come here to treat what is happening to my brain... And then you come clean about the weaponized schizophrenia. That would be wonderful."

by Hym Iam June 14, 2025

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