A New York City bicycle that wears out your sneakers every time you have to stop with at least one part dangling off the bicycle
by halifax November 13, 2003
Well if a hooptie is any saturn ever sold..then I have had one sitting there broken down forever!!!! HELP!! I need another hooptie that works!!! I will pay $50 or less...let me know!
by Vero March 14, 2004
by Famous Mike January 17, 2008
by Rascock April 25, 2004
Hoopti is a clothing brand created by South African rapper xo .It is also an old school term which means to stay on top of your game even tho you living in the struggle . Its usually used in the South African streets of Knysna K.Forest
by @xo_AmmiyLaRose November 10, 2018
by mallory, phally, and nick November 9, 2008
It is the position that the driver of said automobile assumes because of the adjustment of the seat. In attempt to be cool or hip, the seat back is cranked back to the point where the driver feels he/she has attained cool status. The "hunch" aspect of the description becomes apparent when the vehicle starts to move, because the driver, who can't actually see out at this point has to "hunch" forward to see who might be looking at him/her, or maybe even to drive. This is often compounded by the fact that the driver is, for whatever reason, wearing his/her hood up (inside the car!), and can barely operate the vehicle. Should we call it the moron hunch?
The seventeen year old suburban male is often afflicted with hoopty hunch. If the windows are not tinted, he can be spotted with earrings, and wearing his hat backwards, driving his grandmother's 1991 Coupe De Ville. He longs for the day this baby becomes his and he can put 20" wheels on it. But, for now, the seat adjustment is the only grandmother approved modification.
by Magic Carpet March 8, 2009