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The work that is given to you after many laborous and tormenting hours at a place where the work should originally be done called "school". Such work is given for three reasons: "to keep kids off drugs", to desensitize children and get them used to doing things they really don't want to do, to do the teaching that the people paid to do it in the first place can't or refuse to actually do.
Everyone loves a good homework assignment, don't they?
by Docta J October 4, 2005
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look a few feet from you, where your homework sits in a discarded, deadly heap, while you kill precious time looking up homework on urban dictionary.
by really tired December 7, 2012
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Handed out by teachers on a daily basis. Most kids don't do it, and yet they still give it. A good way to bring your grades up if you actually give a shit. Also, a good reason to procastinate and or surf the web.
Mom: Do your homework!
Kid: I need to use the computer for it.
Mom: Okay.
by homie8339 November 2, 2009
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1) Homework is the reason you are probably looking up homework right now. You thought you'd procrastinate and look up silly things like "homework" on Urbandictiony.com.

Now get to work.

2) Why I am writing this definition.
1) I was so bored with my Math homework and my computer was right there so I had to go on urbandictionary and look up random words like homework!

2) Dude, I don't even get this chemistry stuff... Urbandictionary time!!
by WhoAreYOU??? Hmm? May 7, 2010
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a tool teachers use to control their students,and to remind them about school 24 seven,it actually adds to your school hours,aproximately 2-5 hours
depending on how much you slacked off *me its 5* so,pretty much,schoolwork at home,home-work,school-work
and...shit...its hell...blah...O_O
by O_O-age 13 September 20, 2003
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"I'll do my homework in a hour"
*one hour later
"I'll do my homework in a hour,seriously"
*one hour later
"I'll do my homework in a hour, I really mean it."
*one hour later
"I'll do my homework in a hour"
*one hour later
"FUCK!"
by Vflo May 6, 2007
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A form of child and teen torture in which they find out they cannot relax after a hard day's work at school, as they have to finish the 3,000 word English essay which is due in for the next day.
Kid *at graduation*: Foul beasts of the world, begone for all eternity! *throws homework book onto bonfire*
by DudeWho'sJustABitNuts October 15, 2006
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