hoebag

A large burlap sack that contains many, many hoes.

Bitch, you belong in a hoebag!

by 134this is my fake name~! June 11, 2008

Hoebagging

The act of placing one's tit into a female's vagina.

Man, that woman has huge boobs. She'd be great at hoebagging.

by Talora September 03, 2008

hoebag

friend you feel comfortable enough with to joke around with usually rude names, a homie, amiga/amigo, girl friend, someone your tight with,

call me, hoe bag! love you hoebag! holllllla

by dksjflsfjljf March 15, 2009

Hoebag

A little slag who makes your friends' boyfriend cheat on her, while she simultaneously cheats on her boyfriend and even then, her boyfriend takes her back and your friends ends up alone.

EMILY HAYES IS A MOTHERFUCKING HOEBAG WITH NO TITS AND HORSEE TEETH.

by Killer.Killjoy June 04, 2014

hoebag

Another word for idiot and spaz;

"You're such a stupid hoebag."

by Moose June 20, 2003

hoebag

That bag that you keep in your car with clothes, bathing suits, underwear or shoes cause "you ain't going home"

"Hang on, I gotta get some clothes outta my trunk - where is my hoebag"

by jlh0524 August 04, 2006

hoebag

Your ex.

Yo, how's Stacey doin?

Oh, I totally dumped that hoebag. (Read: she dumped me and ran off with two circus midgets and a retarded pony)

by yournameisalreadybeingusedasdf June 16, 2010