Historic

Not what I said.

Hym " 'Historic' being the operative word. My not changing my mind and anything. You pay me and I don't murder a child or your steal from me and I murder a child. And anyone stupid enough to let you do this deserves to have their kids murdered."

by Hym Iam May 3, 2025

Historical Atheist

A person who does not believe in history; i.e. One would need a time machine to convince this person that something really happened

Guy 1: Man, I hate having to memorize dates of the Civil War. And how does Ms. Johnson know that these events happened on these specific days?
Guy 2: Since when are you a historical atheist?

by gooberdude2 April 14, 2015

Historic Meme

The old, legendary memes that started the entire meme culture. Original memes, but older. The foundation of all meme.

Guy 1: dude i just found a meme
Guy 2: what was it?
Guy 1: Kilroy was here, it was scrabbled in my locker
Guy 2: you just found a historic meme, my friend

by Unsanitairy Sibling Murderer September 18, 2016

Historically Attractive

Fat and a tiny penis. Back in the day fat guys were attractive because they had money to buy lots of food, so they could support a family, and ancient men were prized for having a small penis. Thus meaning your are attractive in the past but not now

Donald Trump is Historically Attractive

by John mojo January 30, 2021

intellectual historical innocence

This kind of innocence is when someone, generally of a younger age or uneducated, is not aware of jokes and references of historical events, and/or is surprised when they find out about it.

This can also be used to define someone that jokes about tragic historical events and/or support these "ideologies" without really knowing what they are about.

py: yo sav check this sus shit out

*shows sav a roblox group that fetishises the a*yan race*
sav: i don't understand
laz: yoooo what the fuck
py: sav, do not lose your intellectual historical innocence
laz: for your own good
sav: uhh what

by KLSFLW March 5, 2024

Historical Supremacy

The belief that the present era is inherently superior to all previous periods in history, regardless of evidence to the contrary. This mindset dismisses past knowledge, traditions, and ways of living as primitive or obsolete, reinforcing the assumption that modern society represents the pinnacle of human achievement.

The rise of historical supremacy in modern education leads many to dismiss indigenous knowledge systems, ignoring centuries of wisdom in favor of a narrative that privileges only the so-called advancements of the present.

by NakedEdmund February 19, 2025

historicality

A word used in the game "Baldi's Basics

Historicality

by Goofy Ahh Boy April 30, 2023