sensual healing

Using affection, either physical or emotional, to help someone recuperate or generally feel better.

Man I am so full of affection right now and I know the girlfriend had a crappy day at work. I'll cheer her up with some sensual healing tonight.

by elBlandie March 9, 2011

helinä

the best person you will ever meet.

Whos that?
Helinä she is so awesome.

by jesusisaflatpeach February 13, 2019

healing cock

A trope common to romance novels and fanfiction, in which all of the hero/ine's problems are solved by contact with their One True Love's penis. Particularly egregious when the problem being "solved" is trauma from rape or sexual assault.

"That story looked like it was going to have a realistic account of Jack's issues after being tortured, and then they all got handwaved away after one application of Ianto's Healing Cock."

by Pascentia January 24, 2010

Sally Hemings

Thomas Jefferson's underaged fuck buddy, god rest her soul.

"How will the South find labor for its businesses? How will Thomas Jefferson find his next mistresses?"
"How DARE you."
"Yet still, people follow like lemmings all your hemming and hawing, while you're hee-hawing with Sally Hemings!"

by mackback319 October 15, 2020

textual healing

the act of consoling someone via text message rather then taking the time to talk to them over the phone.

when i get that feeling... i need textual healing.

by adamtenspeed January 6, 2009

Hamlinz

Hamz’s balls are sweaty and he wants to kiss men in the mouse

“Hey brother I wanna kiss men in the mouth” - Hamlinz🤮

by JediBrysen November 27, 2018

Hemingway

The act of writing, particularly a lengthy blog, article or essay, while consuming moderate to large quantities of alcohol during the process. Can be done to help stimulate creativity but most of the time the person is just a borderline alchoholic.
Term can also be interchanged with other popular writers with an affinity for booze. i.e.; to "Capote", to "Faulkner", to "Kerouack", to "Fitzgerald"

Student A: "Don't you still have to finish that paper for class tomorrow?"
Student B: "Yeah, dude. But I got a six-pack of beer and I'm going to Hemingway that shit later tonight."

by KurohataTheDefiant May 12, 2014