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michael harden

A guy who knows how to treat a girl name kaylin right who is a perfect guy who makes a girl happy all the time he is a pefect boy he is an nice guy to kaylin thats why Kaylin loves him as a friend.
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James Harden

The greatest shooting guard without a doubt in the 2010’s and Modern Day Era. He’s definitely the 3rd best shooting guard behind Jordan and Kobe. He single handedly carried the Houston Rockets for a whole decade, never missed the playoffs. He won sixth man of the year starting his career as a bench player and turned into a MVP in 2018. People say he doesn’t play defense but he’s definitely not a defensive liability. He’s a clutch scorer and shooter. Nobody was beating that Prime Houston Rockets besides the Golden State Warriors but Harden was able to bring the rockets to the western conference finals multiple times and bringing the Kevin Durant warriors to 7 games, If CP3 doesn’t get injured they probably beat the Cavs in the Finals that year. He won 3 scoring titles and was a 2 time assist leader. Was a 10x Allstar which he should have like 13 allstar appearances. He made the 75th Anniversary team no doubt about it. Had 6 all nba 1st teams but should’ve had 8. He was robbed of MVP 3 times and is undoubtedly the most Hated NBA Superstar because of how great he was. All your favorite teams couldn’t guard James Harden. He reshaped the way kids play the game with his Stepback 3. He’s now 2nd all time for 3pt makes and it’s ALL FROM STEPBACK 3’s!! Averaging 30+ for 5 years straight. When he retires his Jersey will be retired by the Houston Rockets and he’ll be a Hall of Famer. and 2k Please update his All time Rockets Overall to a 98. He really was that Good.
Hey dad, Describe james harden for me?

Dad: James Harden is the G.O.A.T
by RealKidOutHere_ November 27, 2024
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Case Hardened Pattern 387

ohne: time to open a case (he never got Case Hardened Pattern 387)
by thegingerslaveowner May 14, 2025
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Harden

Harden is just that nigga.
by Geeskiiii November 20, 2023
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the water that hardens the egg softens the potato

The water that hardens the egg softens the potato is a Russian saying that means everyone reacts to stressful circumstances differently. It is often used in the context of trauma.
"Rachel's mom just died and a week later she's back to school. Meanwhile, I'm strugling to get out of bed, just because my hamster died. I feel so shitty."

"Dude, don't beat yourself up about it. The water that hardens the egg softens the potato. "
by penisshakes March 29, 2021
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Hardened Gay

It's what you call a homosexual who is so repressed that cannot express his feminine side because of fear of getting bullied.

Therefore he's not flamboyant or express any of the typical gay behaviors.
Joe: Hey dude, have you seen that Gay Streamer who doesn't look like a faggot?

Bob: Yeah, he's a Hardened Gay, no one is picking a fight against him.
by SsusS April 23, 2024
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harden porn

Person who wants to suck off James Harden, since he so ass at basketball.
by Hard-en May 29, 2023
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