The news of the day. Used as a salutation, asking what is new in one's life.
Hey man, what's the hizzy haps?
by Bobby Bobbleton March 29, 2005
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1. "Perhaps", for pretentious pseudo-intellectuals who like to flaunt their knowledge of latin.

2. Per chance.
"Greetings traveller. Who am I? Per hap, you have met me twixt sleep and wake, in the penumbra of uncertainty you call 'unconsciousness' ...or perhaps you've met me at a book signing." - Garth Marenghi.
by darkplacefan2032 January 13, 2008
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A phrase said when the worst year in your life is over
1: 2021 is finally over!
2: Hap ear!
1: Hap ear to you too!
2: Wow!
by MIRAHQIsTheBestMap January 1, 2022
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"Shit happens". Used to diffuse a situation or suggest that a situation is not as bad as one suspects
Dude: Man, I can't believe she dumped me.
Man: Shit haps, dude.
by Foust Foust Foust January 3, 2012
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An alternate way of asking "What happened?" in online conversation about things that aren't as serious so as to merit the full phrase. Better paired with the phrase 'R u ok?' to further enforce it as informal. Not as effective in oral conversation for obvious reasons.
A: I hate my mathematics teacher
B: Wot hap?
by mistermisteriosa March 8, 2014
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v. throwing something together in order to complete a task quickly; doing an incomplete job or skipping steps in the process of a task
adj. a negative term decribing something that appears to have been done in a hap-slap manner; appearing as unsound, rough, or incomplete
syn. half-hearted, half-ass, unsound, untrustworthy, unstable, slack, sloppy
These days, developers often hap-slap houses together to make a quick buck.

He did a hap-slap project for science class--that's why he got a D.
by jaggedjinx February 3, 2012
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