green

Punnish title indicating someone with a false authority on "slang".

Etymology: Jonathon Green, famous British lexicographer of slang, who says the Urban Dictionary is amateur hour for slang artists.

He thought he was a slang pro, but he was just green.

by nerfo May 5, 2011

green

1>Yonger Teens proclaim it to be:Someone who has never kissed anyone.

Older Teens proclaim it to be:Some one who hasnt had sex.

2>Marijuana/weed

3>Money

"ur so not green"
"im green in my world"

"man, i wish i could buy that shirt.. but im outta green"

by whitetiger16 April 3, 2004

green

a pretty color

green is pretty
mushrooms are magic
if im gonna take anymore
this sure could end up tragic

by William Spear Shaker May 6, 2003

green

1. a color 2. a term for nausea 3. a word that assholes use to describe any ostentatious effort to aid the environment.

1. Look, that car is green! 2. Man, I feel green. 3. Hey guys, I'm an asshole cause I'm going green!

by izack!!! April 22, 2008

green

the gangsta way of sayin weed

"hey man lemme hook u up with some green"

by sn0man April 17, 2006

green

a word that when thrown on a product label drives up the price by at least 300%. helps people feel better about driving suburbans and hummers.

try our new green paper. its made from trees so it helps the enviroment!

by Chris0123 December 16, 2008

green

inexperience in horses and riders.

IE: A green horse that is still new to being ridden or a green rider who is still new to riding

by hardcorebarrelgirl09 March 11, 2009