by Ndogg0869 March 10, 2025
Get the Gordymug. the sweetest boy you'll ever meet with moon-round blue eyes and pure unadulterated cuteness. he will always cry for you and never wants to hurt anybody's feelings. hyper-intellectual, he outacademia'd academia in 4th grade and became the most anti-academic academic known to mankind. if you say he is the smartest person you know he will correct you to ensure you know he doesn't believe in the intellectual stratification of society. if i was a slave in 1800 he would def save me.
you might find him in a sun-bathed forest of records, listening to big star. he can juggle a socca ball like no tomorrow. no one likes to see him sad. his mama loves him and he is the best big/lil brother. everyone invites him everywhere, but he always says no, it's like dragging a whale onto an airplane.
he defeated toxic masculinity at age four then went on to just be a straight g for no particular reason at all. for unknown reasons he will randomly start eating vomit meals with crazy enthusiasm like anchovies over pasta, but you have to just leave him be because his name is gordy and lots of girls want to be with him (you're #37 take a look). the only status fatale i'll ever meet
has a sophisticated sense of style and taste. be careful because he will roast you and he DOES NOT CARE if you do not get his humor right away. gordy is an angel boy. the more you compliment him the more he tells you not to hit him with that #glaze but it's just facts!
i would def name my son gordon and call him gordy
you might find him in a sun-bathed forest of records, listening to big star. he can juggle a socca ball like no tomorrow. no one likes to see him sad. his mama loves him and he is the best big/lil brother. everyone invites him everywhere, but he always says no, it's like dragging a whale onto an airplane.
he defeated toxic masculinity at age four then went on to just be a straight g for no particular reason at all. for unknown reasons he will randomly start eating vomit meals with crazy enthusiasm like anchovies over pasta, but you have to just leave him be because his name is gordy and lots of girls want to be with him (you're #37 take a look). the only status fatale i'll ever meet
has a sophisticated sense of style and taste. be careful because he will roast you and he DOES NOT CARE if you do not get his humor right away. gordy is an angel boy. the more you compliment him the more he tells you not to hit him with that #glaze but it's just facts!
i would def name my son gordon and call him gordy
by racedaypsyche April 10, 2024
Get the Gordymug. by HomiesThatEatTooMuch October 22, 2018
Get the Gordymug. When someone pretends to like to you but they only want your nudes and you realize they are a dumb piece of shit who is 5’9 and probably whips their butt with a fruit snack wrapper
by Handlemeholly March 1, 2022
Get the Gordymug. A goal, assist, and a fight.
Assist- Start with a blow job
Goal- pounding pussy
Fight- Switch holes and hold on!
Win the game by finishing the job
Assist- Start with a blow job
Goal- pounding pussy
Fight- Switch holes and hold on!
Win the game by finishing the job
by Abbjmt May 23, 2021
Get the Gordie howe hat trickmug. His hair is blonde,his eyes are blue,the sexiest mother fucker that you'll ever do. His moto is "It may be short but it sure is skinny" A God of jokes,a real funny bunny,but be warned if you laugh at his jokes he will never stop , Its like fueling a fire with gasoline. BUT ALSO THE BESTEST FRIEND YOU MAY EVER FIND, WITHAN ASS LIKE THAT YOULL WANNA GRIND!
by 240gordygene August 24, 2025
Get the Gordymug. by Rob run corleone March 10, 2023
Get the Gucci Gordymug.