As we all know, the female breast gives out large quantities of tractor beams drawing a guy's eyes to the prize. Melon gazing is the act of staring with a stupid expression straight at a woman's chest until she slaps you or leaves.
Woman: Is there a less harsh way you could melon gaze?
Man: What? Oh, yeah, car insurance and stuff.
*continues to gaze*
Woman: OMG! The male race are pigs!
*slaps man and becomes lesbian*
Man: What? Oh, yeah, car insurance and stuff.
*continues to gaze*
Woman: OMG! The male race are pigs!
*slaps man and becomes lesbian*
by Chris Hine August 21, 2006
by IAmAPersonInTheWorld December 08, 2022
of or pertaining to a fine ass honey checking out yo goods, then grabbing them with a vice grip. Often leads to butt sex, tea bagging, cleavland steamers, albino catfishes, egyptian goggles,chili dog, glass bottom boating, or intercourse.
by Snookinator August 27, 2005
An updated genre of pop that derives from the mid 90s scene with band like Slowdive, Chapterhouse, My Bloody Valentine. Big noisy, bee-like guitar sound.
Includes such bands as Khonnor and Radio dept.
Includes such bands as Khonnor and Radio dept.
by Lidbom December 04, 2004
by kimity May 20, 2009
Negative or excessive self-contemplation, often the focus is on you and not others, when making a point or offering an opinion.
Canadians often engage in navel-gazing, always second-guessing themselves about their identity; the proud statement of their Canadian uniqueness nearly always includes a slight against Americans for their excessive patriotism.
by rrromano January 14, 2009
by hepnerd March 29, 2010