/fp

Tech lingo for /facepalm.

Girl: I thought sex was kissing without clothes on.
Guy: /fp OMG

by skyg45 May 3, 2010

FPS

Faps Per Second
See Fap Or Faps
Describes How Many Faps You Do In 1 Second

"Bro Man I Hit 5 Fps Last Night"

You:"Pastor,I Have A Confession,I Hit 10 Fps Last Night" Pastor:"WTF Mah Boi"

by Giggidy Giggidy Goo Ga! September 19, 2009

FP

Abbreviation for Favourite Person.

I had such a great day with Sam, she is totally my new FP.

by pennylane April 3, 2005

FPS

Short for First-Person-Shooter.

An overrated video game type that sucks.

Dude: WOO IM OBSESSED WITH HALO WOO IM RETARDED!

Dude: Shut up, FPS games suck. You just run around hitting the shoot button and running over guns to pick them up.

by baseballfan55 May 31, 2009

FPS

A Fart Propelled Shit. Classified as a turd that rockets out of the ass into toilet causing the depositor to get a splash of water onto their ass.

Man I has such a FPS I think I cracked the bowl! Dude quit punishing my toilet.

by ScMang October 7, 2003

FPS

Faps per second. The rate at which you fap in intervals of seconds.

Guy 1: Dude how was that date last night?

Guy 2: It was alright. She gave me a pic of herself and I got up to 8 FPS last night.

Guy 1: *Awkward silence* ..... Wanna play COD?

Guy 2 : ... Alright.

by meh.......................... July 10, 2010

FPS

1. First Person Shooter. A game that puts the user in the 1st person and invovles shooting things

2. Fragged Player Syndrome. The feeling someone gets after being fragged

That n00b got FPS playin that FPS

by FomaTK April 3, 2005