floof

a fart.

dude, did you floof?

by ringius August 02, 2010

Floof

To roll your eyes and huff

When I asked her to do something for me she floofed me and started complaining.

by JlynnieK March 26, 2009

Floof

A fat ass lesbian whore.
No offence.

Girl 1: OMG! That girl is so fat! And she looks like she's flirting with that other girl...

Girl 2: That's cos she's a floof.

by Natasha B May 12, 2008

floof

floof is 6'10 and 17 they draw shit

floof

by breadedcrumb March 20, 2022

Floof

Floof is something nice people say or do in order to make someone like them. Floof can either be sincere, When someone genuinely wants the other person to like them, or insincere, as in when someone wants you to like them in order to put you off your guard.

This Twitter meme is very high quality floof.

by JasRee July 30, 2020

Floof

The sound when a massive eruption of diarea slams into the toilet bowl.

Bob H.: Jerry I sat down and a second later it was like, FLOOF (flings arms in air) all over the place!!

by J to the C man June 13, 2010

floof

when your hair looks great in the front but you don't bother to see that you have a huge clump of hair sticking straight out and upward.
a cross between a flip and a poof.

Dude! Brush yo hair! You have a floof in your head!
you're hair just totally coughed up a floof kid!'

by shelbalou September 06, 2011