flem cake

A person who is very sick or ill.

You are such a flem cake! You're are coughing and sneezing all over the place!

by ( r33p3r May 28, 2009

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evan flemming

Commoner who loves to put warm jizz in his mother’s twat. He finds ways to break his body and his sole purpose is to be a massive faggot and fuck slags called Caitlin. This person is a bit under educated and doesn’t know the difference between an anus and vagina.

You: hi evab
Evan: where’s my evan Flemming ‘s mums twat I need to put my warm jizz in her

by Evabisonheroin September 18, 2021

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Flemming

used to be cool but now is washed up and fell off

damn flemming was cool, so sad how washed he becamee

by jamesssssssssssss June 9, 2023

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[flem guzzler]

A girl who utelizes her tongue too well by shoving it way down your throat while making out and then wont even put out at all

Mallory is such a flem guzzler

by Nickelass October 20, 2008

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Flem Finish

When a man ejaculates into his partners meat wallet with out letting them know. Afterward the man plays it off as if he never fully came, while his partner is still unaware that a giant load resides in her

Hey man, I was really tired and wanted to go to bed last night so i Flem Finished my girlfriend then rolled over

by tbone03081989 May 19, 2016

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