Fate's a waiter

Another phrase that means "Justice has been served." Probably derived from a joke involving the definition of "served" and exactly who the server would be in this case. In any case, Fate seems to serve Justice in this manner.

syn: "Fate's been a waiter"
ant: "Fate's no waiter"

I see that your purse was returned to you, it's obvious that Fate's been a waiter on this one.

by Josh Peters August 9, 2004

fate-ist

(n) 1) a person who uses fate as a religion and who believes that fate determines who lives, dies, loves, loses or wins.

paul stopped believing in god and other religions, so he created fate-ism and became a fate-ist because he believed that fate was the answer and because he was fated to do so.

by thebanshee666 July 5, 2012

Fate Fuck

Realization, after the fact, that your one night stand was someone you already knew.

Shazam randomly meets Pepsi on a Friday night. They fuck. She stalks his facebook Monday morning only to discover herself in his old photos. Banana says "that`s fate." Shazam says "No, it`s a fate fuck."

by Bananaramarama February 2, 2010

fate raped

to be raped by fate

she was drinking so hard, she was obviously gonna puke. she was fate raped.

by wronskee June 14, 2009

Fate X

Fate X was an Aol add-on coded by a programmed under the handle MaGuS.

One of the most popular Aol 'proggies' of the late 90s.

Laymur please, don't make load Fate X and punt your ass.

by Cecil Fitts June 7, 2005

fate's a waiter

A phrase spoken when a person receives what was deserved. Justice is the implied party, that placed an order with fate in some cosmic diner, and was subsequently served.

Don't be so shocked my crizzle, you got sent to the crowbar motel for driving that hot land yacht balls out on liquid bread. Fate's a waiter, is all.

by B Love August 10, 2004

Fate Zero

a perfect novel series

Fate Zero is perfect

by Psychomaniac66 June 15, 2018