fatch

Fatch is the act of eating out a girl who's vagina is so disgusting that you throw up on it, and then you eat the throw up. The face made while eating fatch is commonly referred to as the fatch face.

Oh my god, I can't believe how close Nick came to fatch!

by jed h August 24, 2008

FATchelorette Party

FATchelorette Party or for men, FATchelor Party – When you know you are starting a diet and/or work out routine, you consume all of your favorite foods that you love and would never eat ever again. a.k.a. You’re last day of food freedom.

Before I start my diet tomorrow I'm going to have a good ol' fashioned FATchelorette party, with brownies, ice cream and cookies!

by PoundForThought July 18, 2011

fatcheeks

A person that has an uncanny ability to be cheeky and greedy at the same time

"hey fatcheeks no matter what you spin you aint gettin it"

by L.K.NO October 25, 2006

fatch

the fat roll located above the crotch area

"OMG! look at the FATCH! you can see it through her jeans!"

by sanjia March 18, 2007

Fagchild

A son of a gay couple.

When two gays adopt a child, there son is called a fagchild.

by ze21 October 16, 2006

Fagitch

A term for a bitchy couple where the guy is a FAG and the girl is a BITCH. When combined they shall be "Fagitch".

Fuckin' fagitch stole my booze and took off

Fagitch is fuckin in my room, which I paid for.

by XoltriX January 2, 2011

fatch

A term used to describe someone who thinks they're clever but ultimately lacks the capacity for intellectual thought... and everyone fucking knows it. Used when someone has proven their stupidity without a doubt.

"That fatch took a physiology class and now thinks I wanna fuck my mom."
"Everyone at my family reunion thinks climate change is a myth, what a bunch of fatches."
"Kevin does not believe in evolution. Kevin is a fatch... fuck Kevin."

by Definitely not Kevin... May 15, 2016