ernestism

a theory or system of social organization in which all property/wealth/jobs is solely owned by ernest and just ernest, no one else, just ernest

"hey, dude. this man is the reason for unemplyment"
"yea, man, its the ernestism era"

by coolzmanzzzzzz April 7, 2022

Robert Ernest Coleman

The largest and most profitable clown there is. Has the funkiest, hair-burning, eyebrow-charring, nuclear weapon of breath. Can be found on the grill or at his girlfriend's house. Usually is interested in stallions, periodically abused, but can make you laugh in any situation (even if it's about him). He is an avid gambler and will get money in any shape or form. However, his breath is always in rare form.

Also wears tattered drawers.

Person 1: Aye, is that Robert Ernest Coleman Firing up the grill?
Person 2: Yeah, also heard his girl abused him
Person 1: Yeah, typical Robert Ernest Coleman

by NWOMegatron November 23, 2021

Ernester

A slur but only specifically for men named Ernesto. Don't want to call this man a real slur because you don't want to be a piece of shit? Add a hard r to the end of his name.

Ernesto: "Sorry guys, I'm gonna be a little late to game night."
Nanami: "God, you're such an ernester. Why do we invite you?"

by Person23463 April 3, 2023

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

Ernest money

Putting money is escrow for Ernest.

Sold Ernest a house. I put his Ernest money in escrow.

by 2210 December 13, 2021

Ernest

A demon-ish person that’s caring at the same time

That cat is such an Ernest

by Ernest the menace November 21, 2021

Ernest Cyr

Face could scare the shit out of a toilet. Shapes his double chin for fun and When he says he’s rolling a giant fatty it’s not a joint it’s a girl.

You hear Ernest Cyr has grinder?

by caleeeeeb frwaps November 14, 2020