The phenomenon that results in a messy puddle of coffee and grounds on your countertop from your coffee maker overflowing because the carafe of was not positioned exactly where it should have been when you turned it on.
Damn! I woke up to another flippin' java enigma this morning. Now I have to bleach my countertop after cleaning up the mess and then strain my coffee so I can drink it. I'll probably be late for work.
by canndodd November 26, 2009
Get the java enigmamug. Wow that dude is such an enigma, look at him text the high school group chat everytime alcohol touches his lips!
by miaucoles December 14, 2022
Get the Enigmamug. “You have no idea what he’s going to do, he is so mysterious.”
“So he’s an enigma?”
“Yes, he is Darwin Núñez.”
“So he’s an enigma?”
“Yes, he is Darwin Núñez.”
by Scintilla_A7 February 10, 2024
Get the Enigmamug. 
by maggie.may March 29, 2024
Get the Enigmamug.