A group of people working with the tech extremists to steal and harm rare fish, kidnap uncles under 6 foot to work in the deserts of Uzbekistan and steal Mongolian fishing boots. The only way to defeat them is the mongol army, Mongolian throat singing and sending uncles over 6 foot to fight them.
Person one: HELP! I’m under attack by tech extremists and Zara employees
Person two: Don’t worry, I’m sending 3 uncles to your location
Person two: Don’t worry, I’m sending 3 uncles to your location
by Radsainthere November 08, 2022
by tomcon5 March 01, 2009
Boy employee is the antithesis of girlboss. A man that has no obvious purpose, just floats around and has no original ideas.
“Oh my god that girl is such a girlboss!” “meanwhile look at that boyfriend, he’s giving boy employee”
by LeahBrowne November 05, 2022
A collection of people too dumb, bald, lazy, handicapped, fat, black or old to get a job in corporate America.
The last refuge for dumb liberals.
The last refuge for dumb liberals.
That lady that looks like she crawled out of a barell of nuclear waste ... the one that takes three smoke breaks an hour ... she's been eating ho hos all day ... the one who speaks ebonically ... yeah, her, the fat one with tattoos on her neck ... she's one of those typical government employees
by Assex 776 September 15, 2007
The sudden feeling you get at your new job usually after your initial training is over. It is usually a feeling of dread and sadness.
Trainer: Okies yall Now dut yer trainin is a over grab yer box knives and head out to der floor.
Me: OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
Steven: Aha I told you that Employees Remorse would hit you like a brick.
Me: OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
Steven: Aha I told you that Employees Remorse would hit you like a brick.
by bahremon June 19, 2009
A sexual maneuver in which a person takes his/her sexual partner to his/her place of employment, fucks him/her vigorously, then takes $50 from the cash register and leaves.
"My girlfriend and I did The Employee Discount last night! We almost got caught, but now I have 50 bucks!"
by Walkwin December 12, 2008
1. (noun) A discount on a purchase given typically to a very attractive person even when they don't work there.
2. (noun) A discount given to employees just to keep the money there and not have it go to competitors.
2. (noun) A discount given to employees just to keep the money there and not have it go to competitors.
1. Cashier: "What do you think? 15% or 20%?"
Friend: "I'd say 20%."
2. Cashier: "You work over there and you're not using your employee discount from them?"
-Competition worker: "No, even with the discount it's still cheaper here."
Friend: "I'd say 20%."
2. Cashier: "You work over there and you're not using your employee discount from them?"
-Competition worker: "No, even with the discount it's still cheaper here."
by Sid Barrett August 24, 2008