A widespread belief is that you should show respect to people with more experience than you, which includes the elderly. Also a free-pass for those people to be rude without consequences.
*In a shop*
YOU: *Pull out a gun and aim at the cashier* Don't move, this is a robbery! All money in the bag!
ELDERLY: Excuse me, young man, will this take long? I've been standing in this queue for ten minutes and my back is killing me.
YOU: Oh, I'm sorry, I should have realised. *To the cashier* Please serve this old lady first.
ELDERLY: Thank you for respecting your elders. *Deep inhale* Don't move, this is a robbery…!
YOU: *Pull out a gun and aim at the cashier* Don't move, this is a robbery! All money in the bag!
ELDERLY: Excuse me, young man, will this take long? I've been standing in this queue for ten minutes and my back is killing me.
YOU: Oh, I'm sorry, I should have realised. *To the cashier* Please serve this old lady first.
ELDERLY: Thank you for respecting your elders. *Deep inhale* Don't move, this is a robbery…!
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When you cum inside your partners mouth, they immediately begin to toss your salad. Spitting your cum inside your anus.
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adrian:i want a salad
isabelle: no wait! lets make elmers mayo dressing
adrian: good plan
*20 minutes later*
isabelle:i'm tired lets go to bed for the night
*the next day*
adrian: this is by far the best salad i've ever tasted! it must be this incredible dressing!
isabelle: no wait! lets make elmers mayo dressing
adrian: good plan
*20 minutes later*
isabelle:i'm tired lets go to bed for the night
*the next day*
adrian: this is by far the best salad i've ever tasted! it must be this incredible dressing!
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The name is taken from African traditional culture where the oldest men in the village (US audience read 'Senior Citizens')gathered around a fire in the full moon every month to listen to domestic and societal cases and pass judgment and give solutions if required.
The name is taken from African traditional culture where the oldest men in the village (US audience read 'Senior Citizens')gathered around a fire in the full moon every month to listen to domestic and societal cases and pass judgment and give solutions if required.
Guy 1: Yo I had accidentally set up a date with two different girls for the Wednesday gig!
Guy 2:Oh werd!?Whatdyu do?
Guy 1: Had to halla at my C.O.E for advice.They sed I should drop the girl I already fucked and get with the one I hadn't yet and it worked.I got laid that night!
Guy 2:who tha hell is C.O.E?
Guy 1: My Council Of Elders yo!My people.
Guy 2:Oh werd!?Whatdyu do?
Guy 1: Had to halla at my C.O.E for advice.They sed I should drop the girl I already fucked and get with the one I hadn't yet and it worked.I got laid that night!
Guy 2:who tha hell is C.O.E?
Guy 1: My Council Of Elders yo!My people.
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