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duchess of cunt

Similar to Cuntess, except a duchess of Cunt exhibits traits akin to her Duke of Cunt, essentially completing a pair of royal Cunts.
'Hey bro did you see that uptight chick walking around acting all hoe with that Clark Kent looking dude?'

'Yeah man, she's part of that Duke and Duchess society with him. You know, like the Duchess or something.'

'That's some Class A bitch. She's like the Duchess of Cunt.'
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Duchess

The Duchess pretended to care deeply about the guy, though really she was too narcissistic to care more about what anybody that wasn't herself was doing (unless it involved spying on somebody for money). She would tell a guy put his dukes up and a female put her her duchesses up, because she was always acting tough thinking that the world was like that, where nothing was sacred, people were here just to survive and win in her mind.
by The Original Agahnim September 11, 2021
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Duchess

Someone that pretends to be more concerned about people than she is, since really being concerned about what people that are not yourself are doing (when there is no financial interest involved) would require her to quit being as narcissistic as she was, which would be like someone else trying to control her or tell her what to do in her mind, since the thought wasn't coming from her.
The Duchess was always acting too tough or wild and out of control, but never wanted the same measures used against everybody else when they got out of control used on her (but still wanted the measures used against them to make her feel more secure about her image).
by The Original Agahnim September 11, 2021
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