peenie donker

A person who enjoys wasting the time of others. Someone with nothing to do and no purpose in life whose general everyday aimless wondering and pointless, futile activities only serve to annoy the general population. Typically taking the form of middle-to-older aged white males who enjoy things such as lawn care and/or bass fishing shows, the peenie donker can also be found in female form in places such as the highways, shopping malls, restaurants, and grocery stores.

I was in the grocery store checkout behind a real god-damned peenie donker. He kept trying to use expired coupons and then wanted to talk to the cashier about his aunt.

That fucking peenie donker in the Prius was doing 25 in a 35 zone.

by Petrosian August 9, 2019

horp a donker

see drop a deuce, pinch a loaf, take a dump
It is the act of taking a huge shit.

I had to horp a donker and was afraid that shit wouldn't flush.

by shawndo919 April 16, 2008

space of donders

the space between one's balls and asshole

I bruised my space of donders last night with my favorite sex toy....Eugene.

by Johnny Dry Humper October 19, 2009

Brexit Denier

A person who refused to admit that the Brexit is forcing the price of item to go up, and also that people will have less money to spend.

Remainer: Fucking price of Petrol nowadays since this country opted for Brexit.!!!

Brexiteer: That has nothing to do with the Brexit.

Remainer: You are a Brexit Denier.

by njviln February 13, 2017

donering

the act of finishing something

I'm DONERING with my work.

by elpolloloco2874378 April 12, 2009

Flicky Flicky Willy Donker

A light switch

Man 1: Oi, where’s the flicky flicky willy donker in your loo.

Man 2: Next to the mirror on the right

by Tingus Pingus January 9, 2022

Doniker

Carney slang for toilet.

Hey, where the fuck is the doniker in this joint?

by Cooper-Yeager November 20, 2013