(noun) Paddler, of any level, who loves the River and the river lifestyle.
Goes rafting, kayaking, canoeing, SUP, whatever! Swims like a fish, and loves rain as much as sun. May be broke in the pocket, but rich and giving in the soul. Speaks the universal language, that of the River, in any of the tongues of the Dirtbag Paddler World - which is all of them. Survives on whatever it takes to get that next WALLACE fix. Would throw a rope to anyone! If your car smells like your gear, or better yet if you HAVE no car, you're a dirtbag.
Goes rafting, kayaking, canoeing, SUP, whatever! Swims like a fish, and loves rain as much as sun. May be broke in the pocket, but rich and giving in the soul. Speaks the universal language, that of the River, in any of the tongues of the Dirtbag Paddler World - which is all of them. Survives on whatever it takes to get that next WALLACE fix. Would throw a rope to anyone! If your car smells like your gear, or better yet if you HAVE no car, you're a dirtbag.
One Love, One River! -Dirtbag Paddler
In my opinion, being a dirtbag paddler is a much nobler pursuit than merely trading my hours for a handful of dimes.
In my opinion, being a dirtbag paddler is a much nobler pursuit than merely trading my hours for a handful of dimes.
by FartyTheShark January 31, 2016
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A teenager who is an outsider/goes unnoticed, doesn‘t like parties and isn‘t a big fan of people, seems distant, has an idgaf attitude, spends most of their time locked up in their room probably on the phone/computer, maybe dresses alternative or a way that is not considered “normal”.
“Your skin’s so pale. When was the last time you went outside? Don’t you have any friends? Why aren‘t you answering? Must be a teenage dirtbag…”
not the best example lol
not the best example lol
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by Dirt Farmer April 20, 2008
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Person 1-"hey man wanna go to the beach with the gang today?"
Person 2- "Unless its a nude beach I cant"
Person 1- "Whys that?"
Person 2- "Because I have a dirt dragger"
Person 1- "What's that mean?"
Person 2- "It means that my dick is so huge that it hangs out of my shorts and drags on the ground"
Person 2- "Unless its a nude beach I cant"
Person 1- "Whys that?"
Person 2- "Because I have a dirt dragger"
Person 1- "What's that mean?"
Person 2- "It means that my dick is so huge that it hangs out of my shorts and drags on the ground"
by Tony Potatoes February 19, 2009
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