deKock block

deKock block (de KOK' blok) v. 1. To impede or stand in the way of the progress of others in a very naive fashion. n. 2. The act of impeding or standing in the way the progress of others in a very naive fashion.

John: Sally, I need you to bust out the TPS reports by 4:20 so we can leave on time today.
Sally: I can't! Billy is bogarting all the spreadsheets so he can, and I quote, "think of a way to concoct some sort of new-fashioned analysis" and he says he won't be done until tomorrow...
John: Man, Billy is always deKock blocking my plans!

by X!. December 14, 2008

diekon

a person who is a big gay. hugely gay. had sex with a cow once while trying to tip it

that diekon is a huge gay fag.

by Eric August 28, 2004

dekotta

A super hot sexy man who makes all women wet and most likely is a stoner and real as fuck everybody loves him and he's hilarious and is secretly in love with his ex and has a penis the size of a gorilla arm

Damn dekottas penis is a gorilla arm!!

by bangboy56 October 13, 2013

Dekodude

That One Dude That Is Better then everyone.

Damn son that dude must be a dekodude

by Dekodude November 11, 2014

Dekomsert

It's the name of the feeling you experience when you "come down" after partying for 4 days straight on speed while also doing 2C-B, LSD and MDMA.

Some fucktard: I feel really dekomsert .
Same retard: I hope that's a proper word.

by Alisteir June 18, 2017

dekok'd

Being pwned by an intelligent supreme being.

You just got Dekok'd!

by InfectedLan February 19, 2018

daekon

Butt face. Who names their kid this? You didn't like the original spelling: Deacon?? #KillJoy #KeyLoser #NoKeyChain4You.

I don't like Daekon.

by Ridnsksnsabkasn dlssn May 9, 2018