Dewey Decimal Piss-On

We see a nerd at the library reading a book, so you go over and piss on them.

LOL THERE GOES A NERD READING CHARLOTTES WEB, LETS GO DEWEY DECIMAL PISS-ON THEM.

by Dookiepoopy September 24, 2023

decimate your dick december

After the grueling 20 days of November you get to decimate your dick the whole month of December, yes, even on Christmas with the fam.

Hey man, Its decimate your dick December, c'mere big boy.

by CowlickIsPog November 4, 2022

decims

a mistake made by a fifth grader and was put in urban dictionary

timmy made decims on his test

by 66666666667 May 24, 2018

Denominator Decimator

1: A mythical figure whom possesses math skills of a much higher level than that of an average mortal man. (Believed by some to have the ability to solve complex quadratic equations with minimal expenditure of time and/or physical exertion.)

2: One whom has the ability to go medieval on that seemingly unsolvable and obscure "The train left the station" problem's ass.

"Im no denominator decimator, but 31 divided by 2 doesn't exactly perplex me."

by The Math Merlin January 11, 2008

Decimate

The problem is that he's a humorless dork.

Hym "Oh I would totally decimate the restaurant."

Chick "What you don't want to marry me?"

Hym "YOU don't want to decimate a restaurant full of people? We could set charges under the foundation... Go to the neighboring building... Hit the detonator together- It'd be like the end of Fight Club!"

Chick "What's Fight Club? (She hasn't seen Fight Club!?)"

Hym "YOU HAVEN'T SEEN FIGHT CLUB!? We need to go watch Fight Club immediately! (And that's how you get her into you apartment for a raw-doggin)"

A fucking dork "Aaakshually I'd by a fake ring because I wouldn't ever kill people! Wouldn't ever do that!"

Hym "DORK! NO MID-FIGHT CLUB SEX FOR YOU! BAD!"

by Hym Iam September 6, 2024

Decimated Coconut

Definitely a real thing you can buy in Jars.

Hey Joe, I've got your Decimated Coconut right here. Get it into you.

by Barney_el_cid December 8, 2020

Decimation Modpack

Sort of based off of Crafting Dead .... wait it is. The game has a very bouncy and fat developer who doesn't know how to fix his game. The discord has no mute button and their player base is full of garbage 5th graders. The developer, Scotteh, loves hopping on different mod packs and helps them instead of helping his own mod pack. In fact, he doesn't even help his small servers and the game has been changing names and styles for some time now. Don't play it, save your time for something else.

I love playing Decimation Modpack, because it's pretty much stuck in the past and I like old and games that haven't been updated for shit.

by KarenTheComputer May 5, 2018