Skip to main content

Suck yo boy kelby off day

On October 5th if ya boy name is kelby you gotta give him head
Bro tomorrow is "Suck yo boy kelby off day" and I can't wait to suck him off
by Dj-wazzinadog October 4, 2021
mugGet the Suck yo boy kelby off daymug.

eat a vsco girl’s head off day

On November 2nd, any human is allowed to go up to a vsco girl,and take a huge bite out of her head! Make sure you let her know that this is for dropping your obnoxious hydroflask on the floor during every single test. You’re welcome. ;)
Today is eat a vsco girl’s head off day
by micky the dog October 24, 2019
mugGet the eat a vsco girl’s head off daymug.

brothers off day

Falls on 15th February. A day where your brotherhood can't pressure you with decisions by questioning the strength of the brotherhood.
A: You bro not?

B: Haha can't use that bro. It's brothers off day
by Barbrown February 13, 2019
mugGet the brothers off daymug.

National Jerking Off Day

October 2nd is officially National Jerking Off Day. You can jerk off all you want without no one telling you to stop. Fuck all those people, pop up some porn, and fucking wank the snake!
Mom: WHAT ARE YOU DOING JERKING OFF
Me: It’s National Jerking Off Day Mom jeez fuck off bitch

Mom: oh okay have fun!
by HORSE COCK ANDRE October 2, 2020
mugGet the National Jerking Off Daymug.

tax write-off day

a day so mundane/confusing/weird that you just want it to end and forget about it as soon as possible.
"Yesterday was so confusing, i waited for a phone call for 5 hours and they ended up not calling at all. Then the power went out until morning"

"Wow that seems like a weird day"

"Yea, it was a tax write-off day"
by Trymphus September 1, 2025
mugGet the tax write-off daymug.

National beat off day

October 5th is national bear off day to celebrate all the boys
“Yo tmrw Ima beat you off

“Why”
“It’s national beat off day today”
by Nohomo2369 October 4, 2019
mugGet the National beat off daymug.

'Tell Someone What They Did to Piss You Off' Day

June 7th
The time to tell someone what they did to make you angry.
Don't be shy, be honest!
Person 1: Hey, I know that you slept with my wife!
Person 2: Why are you telling me this?!?
Person 1: It's 'Tell Someone What They Did to Piss You Off' Day
by Thisistotallyreal June 6, 2022
mugGet the 'Tell Someone What They Did to Piss You Off' Daymug.

Share this definition