On October 5th if ya boy name is kelby you gotta give him head
Bro tomorrow is "Suck yo boy kelby off day" and I can't wait to suck him off
by Dj-wazzinadog October 5, 2021
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On November 2nd, any human is allowed to go up to a vsco girl,and take a huge bite out of her head! Make sure you let her know that this is for dropping your obnoxious hydroflask on the floor during every single test. You’re welcome. ;)
Today is eat a vsco girl’s head off day
by micky the dog October 25, 2019
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Falls on 15th February. A day where your brotherhood can't pressure you with decisions by questioning the strength of the brotherhood.
A: You bro not?

B: Haha can't use that bro. It's brothers off day
by Barbrown February 14, 2019
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post him on any social media!!
A: “Hey today is show him off day! Are you going to show him off today?”

B: “huh?”
A: “today show him off day you have to post your boyfriend on any social media and show him off!”
by ! <3 October 17, 2021
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June 7th
The time to tell someone what they did to make you angry.
Don't be shy, be honest!
Person 1: Hey, I know that you slept with my wife!
Person 2: Why are you telling me this?!?
Person 1: It's 'Tell Someone What They Did to Piss You Off' Day
by Thisistotallyreal June 6, 2022
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On October 14th, this national holiday will be a free day to please yourself. This is the one time of year to masturbate, unless you're a sinner.
by peepeepoopooman420 October 11, 2022
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Cut a pedos dick off if they mess with your loved one
(Also the world needs to change this world is basically infested by pedos)
Person 1 : Sis i just got harrased by a man :(
Person 2 : Its ok Ill cut his dick off its National cut a pedos dick off day!
by Angel a random female April 1, 2021
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