by Dj-wazzinadog October 4, 2021

On November 2nd, any human is allowed to go up to a vsco girl,and take a huge bite out of her head! Make sure you let her know that this is for dropping your obnoxious hydroflask on the floor during every single test. You’re welcome. ;)
by micky the dog October 24, 2019

Falls on 15th February. A day where your brotherhood can't pressure you with decisions by questioning the strength of the brotherhood.
by Barbrown February 13, 2019

October 2nd is officially National Jerking Off Day. You can jerk off all you want without no one telling you to stop. Fuck all those people, pop up some porn, and fucking wank the snake!
Mom: WHAT ARE YOU DOING JERKING OFF
Me: It’s National Jerking Off Day Mom jeez fuck off bitch
Mom: oh okay have fun!
Me: It’s National Jerking Off Day Mom jeez fuck off bitch
Mom: oh okay have fun!
by HORSE COCK ANDRE October 2, 2020

a day so mundane/confusing/weird that you just want it to end and forget about it as soon as possible.
"Yesterday was so confusing, i waited for a phone call for 5 hours and they ended up not calling at all. Then the power went out until morning"
"Wow that seems like a weird day"
"Yea, it was a tax write-off day"
"Wow that seems like a weird day"
"Yea, it was a tax write-off day"
by Trymphus September 1, 2025

by Nohomo2369 October 4, 2019

Person 1: Hey, I know that you slept with my wife!
Person 2: Why are you telling me this?!?
Person 1: It's 'Tell Someone What They Did to Piss You Off' Day
Person 2: Why are you telling me this?!?
Person 1: It's 'Tell Someone What They Did to Piss You Off' Day
by Thisistotallyreal June 6, 2022
