Dawson

To try, with much energy, to look cool, e.g. sport a fauxhawk, wear tailored Dunhill suits, Belgian Loafers; however to never actually be cool. The sisyphean task of trying to be hip, but never attaining "coolness."

The guy is a Dawson, he just doesn't get it.

by Mr. Dictionay October 5, 2011

Dawson

After nearly a decade, finally making it out of the friend zone

Hey man saw you finally won her heart!!!!
Ya man totally pulled a Dawson

by Wellfucktheresnonamesleft February 1, 2017

Dawson

Extremely sexy and handsome person great at sex and itelgent

Hey dawson

by Dawson's August 15, 2018

Dawson

Usually a guy who lies all the fucking time. He'll screw up a relationship with the girl of his dreams for some hoe. Then he realizes that he messed up and tries to get his girl back, only to hurt her again. He thinks he's cool and sexy but really isn't. He's addicted to monsters and does all the dumb shit like weed. But he can be really sweet sometimes and gives great hugs. He'll make the worst mistakes and follows whatever his friends say. Sucks at skateboarding. Says he has a huge dick but really doesn't. Draws amazingly good. Is very emotional at times, usually uses anger. A good friend, and refers to hot girls as his "bestfriend" Usually a big manwhore but when he meets a special girl he will somewhat stay faithful for a while but then hurts the poor girl.

Girl 1: Man, I can't get over Dawson..
Girl 2: Well you need to cause he left you for some hoe! He obviously doesn't realize what he just threw away.

by Fatboi355 June 5, 2011

Dawson

Most Dawson’s have small-dick-itus. Periodt...

Friend 1: eww it’s Dawson, bet you $20 he got small-dick-itus.
Friend 2: alright lemme go check.
Friend 2: here’s your $20

by wannabemj November 11, 2020

Dawson

An absolute beauty. A MONSTER in bed;). Such a beaut that he will buy you gifts in fortnite😍

P.S. he kinda quirky doe😳

Dawson is an ABSOLUTE BEAUT!

by SeeMacIsWhack2 July 25, 2019

Dawson

v. to consume alot of alcohol and jizz your pants while grinding with someone at a party or social event

Guy 1: dude why'd u stop grinding with her she was hot?

Guy 2: i dont know she just stopped and slapped me

Guy 1: (examining guy1's pants) Holy shit dude did you dawson?

by mtpirko December 27, 2009