Dario Malosti is a all-sexual piece of divinity. People also call him Daddy Malosti. He/she/it/chad is attracted to fat-ass milfs which he/she/it/chad tracks down on the hub. He/she/it/chad has several girlfriends, even if they don't know about that. He/she/it/chad has like every chad a massive wiener which He/she/it/chad uses for making children with your mom. Thats why he has thousands of children
by Julians stalker March 1, 2022

a really cute guy that has an amazing smile, really nice and adorable, hotter then the sun and gives the best hugs and cuddles
by 03092008 June 23, 2021

Located somewhere between -7 GMT and god knows where in the greenwich time zones, or Super Mario World time. (-0 SMT) The Dario Time Zone is comparible to the likes as the imperial measurement system is as silly to the rest of the metric world, but in time measurement. Hours, minutes, days, weeks, could very well be the same damn thing, or not.
Hey Mario, I'll be by in 20 minutes!
Lol Dario....Sorry But your watch is in another castle. Or another Dario Time Zone...
Lol Dario....Sorry But your watch is in another castle. Or another Dario Time Zone...
by FixxeR186 February 8, 2018

Dario is the biggest motherfucker on earth. He's cock is about 50inch big and hard like stone. He has about 70 bitches in one week.
by Stalinranger1234567 January 2, 2017

by Easygnr January 17, 2023

A common name given to corpse looters. They steal valuables such as rings and masks from dead people.
by YummyBlue0123 March 29, 2022

That one guy who all the sudden turns into a stripper at the club after claiming he is " innocent & shy"
by Munkin1 October 23, 2022
