Dario Malosti

Dario Malosti is a all-sexual piece of divinity. People also call him Daddy Malosti. He/she/it/chad is attracted to fat-ass milfs which he/she/it/chad tracks down on the hub. He/she/it/chad has several girlfriends, even if they don't know about that. He/she/it/chad has like every chad a massive wiener which He/she/it/chad uses for making children with your mom. Thats why he has thousands of children
Daddy Malosti(Dario Malosti) in public: Hello my child, Hello my child, Hello my child, ...
by Julians stalker March 01, 2022
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Dario Nydius

a really cute guy that has an amazing smile, really nice and adorable, hotter then the sun and gives the best hugs and cuddles
Omg Dario Nydius is so cute
by 03092008 June 23, 2021
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Dario Time Zone

Located somewhere between -7 GMT and god knows where in the greenwich time zones, or Super Mario World time. (-0 SMT) The Dario Time Zone is comparible to the likes as the imperial measurement system is as silly to the rest of the metric world, but in time measurement. Hours, minutes, days, weeks, could very well be the same damn thing, or not.
Hey Mario, I'll be by in 20 minutes!

Lol Dario....Sorry But your watch is in another castle. Or another Dario Time Zone...
by FixxeR186 February 08, 2018
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dario da silva

Dario is the biggest motherfucker on earth. He's cock is about 50inch big and hard like stone. He has about 70 bitches in one week.
She: who is this?
He: the king
She: you mean dario da silva
by Stalinranger1234567 January 02, 2017
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Dario Fermaint

The one that got away; full of life and a joy to be around; hyper creative and caring.
My days have gone cold ever since I lost me Dario Fermaint. You know what this party needs, a little Dario Fermaint and things would really get started.
by Lucy_93 February 03, 2010
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Dario Brando

A common name given to corpse looters. They steal valuables such as rings and masks from dead people.
That thief on the news is such a Dario Brando.
by YummyBlue0123 March 29, 2022
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Dario

Dario also known as a speedrunner. He will finish every game in speedrun time
No Dario life is no speedrun
by Jerichozn September 26, 2018
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