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Crunt

Noun;

a word used to define a certain species of person that is the cross between a Crustacean and a Cunt
"Wobbles you Crunt!!!"
"Wobbles you are the biggest Crunt in the World"
by Angrol June 18, 2024
mugGet the Cruntmug.

Crunt in the Nadgers

A good hard shot to the bollocks. A thump in the love spuds, right in the Queensburys . A punch in the twins. Straight in the business. A kick in the jewels. A knee to the nuts. A crisp headbutt to the testicle. A cock punch gone horribly horribly wrong.

Acknowledged by scientists as being the most painful event that can possible befall the human body. Proven to be 19 times more painful than childbirth.
You carry on acting like a dumbass and you're gonna get a crunt in the nadgers.
by renstar September 17, 2015
mugGet the Crunt in the Nadgersmug.

CRUNT

An individual that possess both the cunt and the runt characteristics.
The little weasel that robbed my granny is a crunt.
by Be4no77 August 10, 2025
mugGet the CRUNTmug.

Crunt

A Crunt is the collective term for multiple cunts, the term is used as "a crunt of cunts" similar to "a flock of sheep".
It is not necessary to state "crunt of cunts" the term crunt can simply be used on a standalone basis
e.g The management team are a crunt
The management team are a crunt
by Mallaman May 28, 2018
mugGet the Cruntmug.

Crunt

To be in ultimate awe of existing in a relationship.
I'm crunt this.
by Crunt_magician45 April 17, 2020
mugGet the Cruntmug.

Crunting

Crunting short for crab hunting
Hey Nigel, want to go crunting?
by Deezhel December 2, 2021
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crunt

Oh, shut the fuck up and stop trying to flaunt your crunt!
by Hi, I'm Cole May 12, 2020
mugGet the cruntmug.

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