craydar

Noun
The ability to detect 'crazy' in an otherwise normal seeming person. Similar to Gay-dar, only for Crazy.

This girl flipped out on me last night when she saw my online dating profile. Pure cray cray. I normally have excellent craydar but she sneaked by me.

by fantasticmadeofplastic June 11, 2013

cratzuli

A small rodent, or insect first mentioned in Borat's chain of being in Kazakhstan which is:
-G-d
-Man
-Horse
-Woman
-Rat
-A small craztuli (like a little tik-tik-tik)
I would like to modernise this word and use it as an insult,in the case of which someone small annoys you.

'You are just such a cratzuli!!' or 'F*** off you cratzuli!'

by Bennypatel October 25, 2006

Crayfish

An all mighty being of pure chaos

Oh god its a fucking crayfish

by MuchCrayfish909 August 16, 2019

crayons

if u don’t smell like crayons then leave.

me: yall know damn well what crayons i’m talking about

by haha lol xd November 4, 2020

Ass Crayon

The resultant fecal protrusion as result of fighting off the imminent need to defecate, that has moved beyond the turtle head stage. Ambulatory movement while in this state results in the subsequent movement of the Ass Crayon, thus creating a abstract expressionistic piece of art on the inside of the persons underwear.

Not wanting to crap in the pub's gnarly toilet, Drew knew his wiggling Ass Crayon would make quite a masterpiece as he waddled his way home.

by teh collective January 13, 2010

((̲̅ ̲̅(̲̅C̲̅r̲̅a̲̅y̲̅o̲̅l̲̲̅̅a̲̅( ̲̅̅((>

A crayon

I'm coloring with a ((̲̅ ̲̅(̲̅C̲̅r̲̅a̲̅y̲̅o̲̅l̲̲̅̅a̲̅( ̲̅̅((>

by idntkur August 30, 2010

Crayolas

Anything that's excessively cray.

Were you at the after party on Friday? That shit was crayolas.

by itsjustinternet January 29, 2012