The process of going out with a group of people to a bar and hitting up each bar on the way to a certain destination (home, party, etc.) In this process you neglect how shitfaced you actually get, and don't care if you're blowing a .2 (over three times the legal limit) on a brethalyzer test, you're just out to have a good time with your bros.
It can also be explained mathematically. Let the first bar represented by A, and the final destination by B. There are 5 bars between A and B, you have to hit up each bar within a period of now until 2 am. So to solve this equation, you have to know the variable x, which represents how much fun you want to have.
It can also be explained mathematically. Let the first bar represented by A, and the final destination by B. There are 5 bars between A and B, you have to hit up each bar within a period of now until 2 am. So to solve this equation, you have to know the variable x, which represents how much fun you want to have.
Guy 1: (to the rest of his bros.) Alright so we'll start our beer crawl here at the party, move on to Chappy's, then we'll go to Dave's, get to Bill's, then we'll probably close off at The Dock, and go out for a meal somewhere along the way to my house.
Everyone in the room: Yeah!
ITT: No one really cares where you're going, or how you're getting there. We just want beer!
Everyone in the room: Yeah!
ITT: No one really cares where you're going, or how you're getting there. We just want beer!
by InvisibleManInTheMirror June 6, 2010
Get the Beer Crawlmug. A drunken misadventure similar to that of a pub crawl but through parks. Pioneered in Sydney, Australia by a group of courageous nobles. The first ever Park Crawl recorded was Operation Strolling Mongoose in which eight men travelled through the city and in a state of intoxication had a ripper of a day
by Montgomery Bilbo Trufflehorn February 12, 2014
Get the Park Crawlmug. by pissywissy January 26, 2009
Get the snoop crawlmug. being in an agitated or restless state; also, having the need to be outside in open space (see cabin fever).
"Man I'm like crawling the walls here! I need to get out and bust it up somewhere!"
"Hey babe, let's go for a walk. I don't know about you, but if I stay too much longer inside this house I'll be crawling the walls soon!"
"Hey babe, let's go for a walk. I don't know about you, but if I stay too much longer inside this house I'll be crawling the walls soon!"
by Hipster April 13, 2008
Get the crawling the wallsmug. by Anonymous May 1, 2003
Get the kerb crawlingmug. To 'Crawl the Wall' means that when one is near the point of ejaculation, the feet are used to propel ones legs and body swiftly up the nearest wall, manoevering ones body upside down thus allowing a bucket load of baby gravy to be dumped onto ones face and mouth.
Anabel: Has anyone seen Craig?
Jared: yes, hes upstairs crawling the wall.
Anabel: crawl the wall? what do you mean?
Jared: hes single handidly turning his face into a glazed smeg doughnut
Jared: yes, hes upstairs crawling the wall.
Anabel: crawl the wall? what do you mean?
Jared: hes single handidly turning his face into a glazed smeg doughnut
by dirty mr lewin November 16, 2010
Get the crawl the wallmug. Similar to a pub crawl, but taking place entirely within Old Hickory Village in Old Hickory, Tennessee. Since there are no pubs or other similar establishments in Old Hickory, participants travel from home to home, porch to porch, yard to yard...and consume copious amounts of excellent beer from kegs transported with the group.
This annual event takes place on or around Saint Patrick's Day; it includes commemorative t-shirts and specialty beer, often an IPA or other disctinctive style.
This annual event takes place on or around Saint Patrick's Day; it includes commemorative t-shirts and specialty beer, often an IPA or other disctinctive style.
1. Crazy Uncle Johnny and Weird Uncle Travis invited Uncle Tater to the Village Crawl, but he will miss out on all the fun because he will be out of town.
2. I refuse to go downtown for Saint Patrick's Day, too many drunk drivers...I think I'll go to the Village Crawl and then stumble home on foot.
2. I refuse to go downtown for Saint Patrick's Day, too many drunk drivers...I think I'll go to the Village Crawl and then stumble home on foot.
by Mister Webster March 11, 2008
Get the Village Crawlmug.