Cradle of filth

A band with a name to match their talent.

Guy #1: Did you hear that new cradle of filth song? It's siiiick.

Guy #2: If you're in to metal that sounds like a fricken dog on meth, then I guess you're right on this one buddy. I'm gonna listen to some iced earth.

by Dogta Wiwy. January 3, 2009

cradle of filth

the g8est band ever

probable the best fuckin metal band in the world no other can beet cradle of filth
dani filth fuckin ace ass front man i mean u could never fuckin beet him he is the almighty

there have bin 2meny other ppl in this band 2 name like charles hedger fuckin god
dave pybus fuckin wiked bassist
back up vocalist Sarah Jezebel Deva fuck chick rocks
rosie smiths keyboardest godess umung other ppl

by natty the metal head February 26, 2009

Cradle of Filth

A shitty screamo "black metal" band that so many faggots like. As it has been said before, I shall say it again. If you like "cradle" you probably like the other gay shit like slipknot and mudvayne.

I am ashamed to even listen to the same genre of music because this shit is a disgrace to metal. If you want some real black metal, go listen to Dimmu Borgir you little fucknuts.

Scene Kid (Faggot): Ohh my gawsh, I'm super psyched I get to go see Cradle of Filth!!

Real Metal Fan: Fuck you! *Boots him in the chest and kicks him in the face* Fucking pussy!

by Scene Kids Can Eat Dicks February 16, 2009

Cradle of filth

Sheets of sacrificial toilet paper placed across the water in a public toilet to stop the water splashing up onto your ass

The toilets in the club were disgusting so had to lay a cradle of filth before I did a shit

by Marc Wins November 25, 2022