Simon Cowell, the most evil person in the world is actually the anti-christ.
Simon Cowell, the creator of idol and x-factor, also known for signing terrible ''''''musicians'''''' as 5ive, westlife and Il Divo, Is secretly on a mission to destroy all that is good about music by homogenizing it and changing it from being all about music into all about marketing. Soon all our musicians will be attractive white folk with perfect teeth and no creative talent, knowing only how to sing vapid, cliched love songs in the style of karaoke if he is not stopped soon.
Simon Cowell, the creator of idol and x-factor, also known for signing terrible ''''''musicians'''''' as 5ive, westlife and Il Divo, Is secretly on a mission to destroy all that is good about music by homogenizing it and changing it from being all about music into all about marketing. Soon all our musicians will be attractive white folk with perfect teeth and no creative talent, knowing only how to sing vapid, cliched love songs in the style of karaoke if he is not stopped soon.
Simon Cowell evil vapid anti-christ bad music new hitler cunt fuckhead dick anti music patronizing
Simon Cowell anti-christ
Simon Cowell anti-christ
by Daneoid81 February 17, 2011
by Mr. O'Leprosy February 28, 2011
A man with an abnormally large nose, he gets given sex bans by his partner, he also allows his girlfriend to cheat on him without any repercussions.
Luke is also a goalkeeper who refuses to play in goal
Luke is also a goalkeeper who refuses to play in goal
by Abcdrfhajakxjcnncm October 19, 2021
a really weird, but funny girl. everyone loves her because she has a great personality. usually has brownish hair and blue eyes. Very gorgeous person.
by anonpers22222 January 08, 2017
Peter griffins dad in law, wears motorbike sarfety gear to school with his chad hanging out the exhaust
by speshburns February 19, 2025
When the outline of a Gentleman's Junk can be seen through his trousers, almost vacuum packed.
Cowelling usually occurs when one undertakes the style of trouser wearing pioneered by pop-presario Simon Cowell.
Cowelling usually occurs when one undertakes the style of trouser wearing pioneered by pop-presario Simon Cowell.
by ITsMe_yawD December 06, 2010
Short but will never grow, very kind and a lovely person to be around. Very pretty but also very indecisive and oblivious.
by pancakedr June 26, 2023