covfefe

An old German onamonapia describing a mental breakdown due to having an incredibly small penis.

Donald: "Covfefe! Can you feel my penis yet!?"
Melania: "Nope."

by Travis Schluep May 30, 2017

covfefe

The clearest example of a president's inadequacy.

I know words. I have the best words: covfefe

by The Conqueror May 30, 2017

covfefe

When the press notices how small and ineffectual your hands are, and makes fun of it.

Despite the negative press covfefe,

by Covfefe May 31, 2017

covfefe

When you're an orange man in the white house and the staffer takes your phone out of your hands mid-tweet

Despite the constant negative press covfefe

by Rumph8r May 31, 2017

covfefe

cov-fe-fe
/cov-fay-fay/

The affinity that the mass media has for seeing through bullshit and relating actual facts.

The Chronicle covfefed the President's speech and found that only 4% was based on real things that actually exist.

also see: covfefeaphobia

by Ken Hardlarva May 31, 2017

covfefe

When your trying to write coverage but your hands are too tiny to hit all the keys right

Despite the constant negative press covfefe

by iLLusIoNz47 June 7, 2017

covfefe

That thing you say when you're in over your head and everyone on the planet knows it but you.

Despite all the negative covfefe.

by St James May 31, 2017