Cotch 'n' Coffee

It means to grab a coffee and chill with your friends and or partner, but it is also a code for sex. When you ask someone to "Cotch n Coffee" it will have to depend on the circumstances so there will be a different meaning for it.

Circumstance 1:

Dave: Do you wanna cotch 'n' coffee?

Anne: Yeah ill come round yours in a bit

Dave: See you in a bit then

Circumstance 2:

Dave: Cotch 'n' Coffee?

Alex: Yeah man starbucks?

Dave: Calm man, meet you there around 2.

by jkbjk February 11, 2017

Tea Cotching

Evolving from an ancient Chinese martial art, where all pupils are implored by masters to drink tea in the company of brothers. Chilling and cotching with your boys whilst having a special "black-belt" brewed tea in hand.

I'm tea cotching with the lads mate...

by Brap Tingsies August 28, 2010

Meadows Bush Cotch

A Midsummers Night retreat used by a certain miscreants of the West Lothian region.

"safe im just going out for a walk"
translated into:
"Seen going to meadows bush cotch so i can facilitate bashment whilst spying on yats"

by Meadows Park Warden May 26, 2006

cotch potato

Combination of cotching and being a couch potato. So ultimate slob mode. A little like the notorious 'Netflix and chill'.

Duuuuuude. I am such a cotch potato.

cotched, cotch, couch potato, chilled

by datstudentlife April 18, 2016

Cotch

To get into a relaxed position on a chair/sofa

I'm gonna cotch up and watch EastEnders

by Loafdawg February 23, 2019

Cotch

Beggs

I must say I’m cotch

by NTizzy September 11, 2021

cotched squatters

a man smoking a doobie in a house that isnt his, rinsing food, and drink.
also a dirty diggers lyric.

"oi bitch this is my house!"
"nah its fine we are a cotched squatters"
"oh, oh okay then"

by jakis February 24, 2008