Corndogging

(v) The act of having simulated sex with a woman who is hesitant to engage in intercourse. The woman holds her hand in front of her vagina and the man has sex with her hand. Can also be used to simulate anal sex if a tighter grip is used. Reportedly can be very satisfying.
Not Roger: I enjoy corndogging.
David: That's really weird man.
Self Michael: Gross!
by RooMeD September 04, 2011
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Literally getting a skateboard shoved up your anus.

Common examples include a skater attempting a trick off of a:
stair set, ledge, rail, or anything else high enough to rip your balls off, and ends up getting blasted in the: nuts, rectum, scrotum, taint, etc.

So basically your a little wiener impaled by stick. (just like a cordog).

Now all you need is a little mustard.
cool guy: wo what happend to you.

corndog: oh ya i got corndoged trying to frontside flip this 12 set.

cool guy: wow that sucks.

corndog: ya i gotta scar look...

cool guy: we're not friends anymore.
by Shad Barley March 11, 2008
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Corndog (n.): a stupid person, more stupid than a clown or douchebag; a walking coated meat popsicle; a mindless consumer.
Me: I'm amused by the way parents tell kids about how there's people "in charge of" things like "honking horn"... there's one person in charge of blah and there's one person in charge of pleh and there's one person in charge of meh
Friend: Kids want to learn, are curious. Parents are stupid
Me: yeah, because the guy that is in charge of the coffee can't be the same one in charge of the horn. if we talk to them like people instead of like corndogs, maybe they'd be smarter
Friend: Haha

Me: and maybe if instead of telling them everything we let them just watch, they wouldn't think we're ask as dumb as corndogs
Friend: Corndogs :D

Me: fookin corndogs, dumbest meat on the planet.
by livnah January 29, 2011
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the art of ramming a cocaine filled straw into someones asshole and blowing the coke in their ass as hard as possible
the other day i corndogged Sean while he was sleeping
by Cody Meadows April 11, 2005
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That was so corndog!
by Keri Myslinski August 05, 2006
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Corndog

The sexual act of anal penetration, (Male or Female) and when in the process of pulling out, there is left over corn pulled from the anus and stuck onto the penis.
Cody and Skylar Were having passionate anal sex, after getting frustrated Cody had Donkey Punched Skylar. Pulled out and had left over corn stuck all over his penis. "Nice corndog!" exclaimed Skylar.
by Codylovesman April 07, 2011
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corndogging

the act of using your kneecap to prod someone right in the asshole
Hey, I just got back from corndogging the asshat that plays the flute.
by Dr. Patient March 02, 2018
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